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That advert for the navy that ends with “Sure, I was born in Carlisle but I was made in the Royal Navy.”
No you weren't marra, that's not a Cumbrian accent - you're from the north east! |
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Foreigners who are on the phone mouthing off to whoever in their native language but don't realise you understand what they're saying. Especially when they're mouthing off about you.
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That's called a purse |
All that fecking shrapnel you have in the UK for change.
Don't fall in the river, you ain't coming out! |
And paint. Sick of the sight of it :(
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People that blow dry anything but their head hair in the gym. No one wants to see you posing in the mirror blow drying your pits or ball sack you sad *****.
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Pubs that serve you a drink at 10.59 and then start chasing you out at 11.04
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People who mention on the Facebook about having a friends cull and 'if you can read this you've made it'
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Everything gives you cancer stories.
Independent front page headline... Alcohol definitely gives you 7 different flavours of cancer. Probably true but thanks a lot you *****, is there anything left other than Quinoa that doesn't give you cancer? |
The Guardian All of it (except the sport)
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Some good ones today. Was appealed at the independent headline this morn. And agree with oddball on the pub serving and closing trick. Coins are for the back pocket, but prefer my notes on top. Carry on.
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People who snapchat or Instagram themselves singing and dancing at concerts instead of watching the artist
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Unless you're a girl. |
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