In the USA!!!!!
The original post was brilliant and worthy of a thread on its own.

Thanks - it's actually tomorrow. And yes - he's a bloody West Ham fan.

That's a shocking roundabout. It's also bad when you're a pedestrian as you have no clue whether you can cross. I was out for a "run" a while ago and was crossing South Eden Park Road coming from Stone Park Avenue. An SUV was turning into the road without indicating and nearly run me over. I shouted at the driver whilst gesticulating and he was having a go back. Complete twat.

Whilst we're on the subject of driving, there are no end of bellends who drive out of David Lloyd onto Stanhope Grove without looking. I don't know what goes though their minds but I presume that they think that they own the road because they've been to an overpriced gym. I have had to slam the brakes on several times to avoid cars where the driver isn't paying attention. On one occasion, a lady was coming out, i had stop abruptly whilst giving her the benefit of my horn. She was looking somewhat bemused whilst I shouted at her to look where the **** she's going. She then stopped in the middle of the road. I said you might as well finish the manoeuvre now you're halfway.

They also speed down Stanhope in full aggression mode, scowling, with one hand at the top of the steering wheel whilst probably having a crafty tug with the other. There are speed bumps all along the road but they speed between the bumps and have to brake sharply when they get to the next bump. What's the bloody point apart from going "Look at me! Look at me! I'm a **** in a fast car going to the gym"? Arseholes.

Amen :supergrin:

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You could add 'people who drive to the gym to sit on an exercise bike or run on a treadmill' to my list.

I want you to be the MAN I think you are, and not the MOUSE that would be so disappointing.

When it is your boss's birthday, please gif a picture of a limousine with the wheels coming off from our Cardiff game against them.

Actually looking at the tape today, I could have "gone metric". Just would complicate things at this stage.

Note the offending "111" on the tape:

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Easy, it’s 100 inches and three centimetres.

100 inches + 2.5 cms actually :D

The white noise that is Sam Matterface

Criminal that ITV have Matterface/Dixon first choice and Tyldesly/McCoist second choice ... madness.

Hedgehog and the angry inch

Criminal that they are the top two choices.

McCoist is worse than white noise.

I'm not sure how Clive Tyldesley has morphed into some sort of commentating deity. He was intensely irritating when he was top dog (for far too long) and had clear Man Utd bias to boot. Always came across as too John Motson like to me, overscripted and overprepared, his commentary never seemed all that organic.

I particularly hated his "it's WAYNE ROONEY" or whoever it was whenever someone was lining up a shot, he'd obviously identified that as a trademark calling card but it sounded ridiculous.

So in summary I was pleased to see the back of him.

Or the chubby teen bawling at Cardiff after the game.

Congratulating myself on getting through the day with no glaring acts of absent-mindedness, only to discover I put the frozen peas in the fridge.

Clive 'that night in Barcelona' Tyldesley? **** off!