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Selhurst300 27-01-2023 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 16801609)
Should have used a metric tape. :D

In the USA!!!!!
The original post was brilliant and worthy of a thread on its own.

stevek 27-01-2023 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16802046)
HB Steve, and must say, top trolling by your boss.

Thanks - it's actually tomorrow. And yes - he's a bloody West Ham fan.

Polak 27-01-2023 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 16798791)
Use your ******* indicators you stupid, selfish ****[/QUOTE

I've seen so many drivers who don't bother indicating when exiting the roundabout at the chinese garage. I'd say more don't indicate than do.

That's a shocking roundabout. It's also bad when you're a pedestrian as you have no clue whether you can cross. I was out for a "run" a while ago and was crossing South Eden Park Road coming from Stone Park Avenue. An SUV was turning into the road without indicating and nearly run me over. I shouted at the driver whilst gesticulating and he was having a go back. Complete twat.

Polak 27-01-2023 02:50 PM

Whilst we're on the subject of driving, there are no end of bellends who drive out of David Lloyd onto Stanhope Grove without looking. I don't know what goes though their minds but I presume that they think that they own the road because they've been to an overpriced gym. I have had to slam the brakes on several times to avoid cars where the driver isn't paying attention. On one occasion, a lady was coming out, i had stop abruptly whilst giving her the benefit of my horn. She was looking somewhat bemused whilst I shouted at her to look where the **** she's going. She then stopped in the middle of the road. I said you might as well finish the manoeuvre now you're halfway.

They also speed down Stanhope in full aggression mode, scowling, with one hand at the top of the steering wheel whilst probably having a crafty tug with the other. There are speed bumps all along the road but they speed between the bumps and have to brake sharply when they get to the next bump. What's the bloody point apart from going "Look at me! Look at me! I'm a **** in a fast car going to the gym"? Arseholes.

Chris K 27-01-2023 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Polak (Post 16802199)
Whilst we're on the subject of driving, there are no end of bellends who drive out of David Lloyd onto Stanhope Grove without looking. I don't know what goes though their minds but I presume that they think that they own the road because they've been to an overpriced gym. I have had to slam the brakes on several times to avoid cars where the driver isn't paying attention. On one occasion, a lady was coming out, i had stop abruptly whilst giving her the benefit of my horn. She was looking somewhat bemused whilst I shouted at her to look where the **** she's going. She then stopped in the middle of the road. I said you might as well finish the manoeuvre now you're halfway.

They also speed down Stanhope in full aggression mode, scowling, with one hand at the top of the steering wheel whilst probably having a crafty tug with the other. There are speed bumps all along the road but they speed between the bumps and have to brake sharply when they get to the next bump. What's the bloody point apart from going "Look at me! Look at me! I'm a **** in a fast car going to the gym"? Arseholes.

Amen :supergrin:

GorBlimey 27-01-2023 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst300 (Post 16802051)
In the USA!!!!!
The original post was brilliant and worthy of a thread on its own.




https://www.amazon.com/TXY-Stainless...%2C168&sr=8-17

stevek 27-01-2023 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Polak (Post 16802199)
Whilst we're on the subject of driving, there are no end of bellends who drive out of David Lloyd onto Stanhope Grove without looking. I don't know what goes though their minds but I presume that they think that they own the road because they've been to an overpriced gym. I have had to slam the brakes on several times to avoid cars where the driver isn't paying attention. On one occasion, a lady was coming out, i had stop abruptly whilst giving her the benefit of my horn. She was looking somewhat bemused whilst I shouted at her to look where the **** she's going. She then stopped in the middle of the road. I said you might as well finish the manoeuvre now you're halfway.

They also speed down Stanhope in full aggression mode, scowling, with one hand at the top of the steering wheel whilst probably having a crafty tug with the other. There are speed bumps all along the road but they speed between the bumps and have to brake sharply when they get to the next bump. What's the bloody point apart from going "Look at me! Look at me! I'm a **** in a fast car going to the gym"? Arseholes.

You could add 'people who drive to the gym to sit on an exercise bike or run on a treadmill' to my list.

PeterH 27-01-2023 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stevek (Post 16802055)
Thanks - it's actually tomorrow. And yes - he's a bloody West Ham fan.

I want you to be the MAN I think you are, and not the MOUSE that would be so disappointing.

When it is your boss's birthday, please gif a picture of a limousine with the wheels coming off from our Cardiff game against them.

Hedgehog 27-01-2023 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 16801609)
Should have used a metric tape. :D

Actually looking at the tape today, I could have "gone metric". Just would complicate things at this stage.

Note the offending "111" on the tape:

https://s3.gifyu.com/images/IMG_1545.jpg

Smoz 27-01-2023 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 16802583)
Actually looking at the tape today, I could have "gone metric". Just would complicate things at this stage.

Note the offending "111" on the tape:

https://s3.gifyu.com/images/IMG_1545.jpg


Easy, itís 100 inches and three centimetres.

GorBlimey 27-01-2023 10:02 PM

100 inches + 2.5 cms actually :D

cappuccinoeagle 27-01-2023 10:16 PM

The white noise that is Sam Matterface

Supersonic 27-01-2023 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 16802631)
The white noise that is Sam Matterface

Criminal that ITV have Matterface/Dixon first choice and Tyldesly/McCoist second choice ... madness.

Reps AJ 27-01-2023 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 16802583)
Actually looking at the tape today, I could have "gone metric". Just would complicate things at this stage.

Note the offending "111" on the tape:

https://s3.gifyu.com/images/IMG_1545.jpg

Hedgehog and the angry inch

Wayne Andrews is God 28-01-2023 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 16802661)
Criminal that ITV have Matterface/Dixon first choice and Tyldesly/McCoist second choice ... madness.

Criminal that they are the top two choices.

RazorsEdge 28-01-2023 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 16802661)
Criminal that ITV have Matterface/Dixon first choice and Tyldesly/McCoist second choice ... madness.

McCoist is worse than white noise.

Bipe 28-01-2023 09:23 AM

I'm not sure how Clive Tyldesley has morphed into some sort of commentating deity. He was intensely irritating when he was top dog (for far too long) and had clear Man Utd bias to boot. Always came across as too John Motson like to me, overscripted and overprepared, his commentary never seemed all that organic.

I particularly hated his "it's WAYNE ROONEY" or whoever it was whenever someone was lining up a shot, he'd obviously identified that as a trademark calling card but it sounded ridiculous.

So in summary I was pleased to see the back of him.

Maidstoned Eagle 28-01-2023 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 16802561)
I want you to be the MAN I think you are, and not the MOUSE that would be so disappointing.

When it is your boss's birthday, please gif a picture of a limousine with the wheels coming off from our Cardiff game against them.

Or the chubby teen bawling at Cardiff after the game.

the digger 28-01-2023 11:55 AM

Congratulating myself on getting through the day with no glaring acts of absent-mindedness, only to discover I put the frozen peas in the fridge.

SA Eagle 28-01-2023 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Supersonic (Post 16802661)
Criminal that ITV have Matterface/Dixon first choice and Tyldesly/McCoist second choice ... madness.

Clive 'that night in Barcelona' Tyldesley? **** off!


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