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Coastal Palace 20-11-2019 07:47 AM

News readers, especially local ones, who shuffle their papers at the end of the bulletin for no discernible reason at all.

chrisophiex 20-11-2019 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14982272)
In my teens, I went out with a girl primarily because she drank pernod & black & was therefore a delicious snog.



Is that why you used to rub Nutella on your penis ?

Prince Phillip 20-11-2019 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Coastal Palace (Post 14982277)
News readers, especially local ones, who shuffle their papers at the end of the bulletin for no discernible reason at all.

Or the BBC ones who have to give every guest all that "so good to see you" claptrap.

Martin H 20-11-2019 10:30 AM

Really can't stand the way the entire news/breakfast/whatever team have all adopted an aggressive and combative stance with any political representative as if they were Robin Day or Paxman at their worst.

1 - because most of them aren't quick witted or knowledgeable to do so and they can't distinguish between outwitting them and the mindlessness of just repeating the same dumb question by rearranging the words. If he/she says no comment, it's not clever to persist it's stupid.

2 - because you never get to hear what the politician is trying to say. Fair do's in a late night focused and detailed interview that you persist and get them into a corner but not on Breakfast TV or outside Parliament.

I do get that during elections they have to be seen to keep a balance but this is 365/6 days a year now. Yawn....... and painful to watch.

Olympian2 20-11-2019 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14982316)
Is that why you used to rub Nutella on your penis ?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

monkey 20-11-2019 07:01 PM

My company cutting our hours during the week, hence we lose money, then in December they’re expecting us to do Saturday’s when they get busy!!

They can go **** thy selves:grrr:

little al 20-11-2019 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by monkey (Post 14983242)
My company cutting our hours during the week, hence we lose money, then in December they’re expecting us to do Saturday’s when they get busy!!

They can go **** thy selves:grrr:

Not after Corbyns 4 day week then?

Fatboy 20-11-2019 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14981531)
Is that by the labels on the bottles?

When rubbed on the genitals?

Fatboy 20-11-2019 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14982272)
In my teens, I went out with a girl primarily because she drank pernod & black & was therefore a delicious snog.

Did your tongue go a funny colour too?

Fatboy 20-11-2019 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14982316)
Is that why you used to rub Nutella on your penis ?

More like

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mushroom 20-11-2019 08:27 PM

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Neighbours putting up Xmas decs in mid November

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kark 20-11-2019 08:58 PM

Neighbours.

Nth Kent Eagle 20-11-2019 10:03 PM

Mrs NKE. She's just turned the telly over to watch those bloody celebrities in the jungle and that pair of boring fart presenters.

Salad_Burnet 20-11-2019 10:26 PM

There's nothing on tele tonight, anyway. I've looked. There's a Hunt v Lauda documentary (1976) on BBC4 at 22:00. Until then, you may as well dip in and out of BBS threads. It's what I'm currently doing.

Maidstoned Eagle 21-11-2019 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14983279)
Not after Corbyns 4 day week then?

Corbyn works for Microsoft in Japan does he?

https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...k-productivity

chateauferret 21-11-2019 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14983839)
Corbyn works for Microsoft in Japan does he?

https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...k-productivity

Will they implement the four day week permanently then? No, didn't think so.

Maidstoned Eagle 21-11-2019 10:06 AM

Seeing as it's a trial no, but my question still stands.

Also, a 4 day week is better than the Conservative implemented 3 day week...or was JC to blame for that too?

pallet 21-11-2019 04:00 PM

The heating in my house, yes I know its cold outside but why does my wife turn the inside of our house into the Gobi dessert?

Maidstoned Eagle 21-11-2019 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14984186)
The heating in my house, yes I know its cold outside but why does my wife turn the inside of our house into the Gobi dessert?

You are being a blancmange about this.

davech 21-11-2019 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14984186)
The heating in my house, yes I know its cold outside but why does my wife turn the inside of our house into the Gobi dessert?

It's what women do. Anything below 75 degrees needs further heating :D. My mother and sister could rent out their place to Kew Gardens as an overspill of their tropical butterfly house. If I visit for the weekend after the Autumn equinox I take shorts and t-shirts.


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