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Brighton fans who won't answer their phones after we've just shown them they are mere mortals :D
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Horses
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People who spend ages at cashpoints doing what seems to be their personal banking.
And then they whip another card out and repeat the process. It’s a one minute visit for cash, isn’t it? |
Heatwave my arse
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Wave at my penis
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Nuke my nipples.
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Working in an English language school, posters put up to celebrate "Earth Day", come in this morning to find that, out of the 3 English teachers working here on Friday (I wasn't in) NO ONE spotted this....
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Lazy English teachers who don't work Friday. Then whinge that their put upon workmates didn't spot a small mistake.
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When tickets for a concert sell out quickly and a newspaper says they're on sale on Stubhub for "up to" £4000
They're also on sale for £100 and those are the ones that are selling |
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It's that time of year again and they are back,yes I give you the "fair weather rider".
All the gear and no idea, couldn't filter if there lives depended on it.Must give a special mention to the Paris Dakar wannabes,you look proper wankers with ya metal box's and handle bars that are 12ft wide dressed head to toe in BMW grey:jerkit::jerkit Another thing that is annoying me is they lorry trailer that's been abandoned on they side of the A13 just after the M25 as you head into town,will you bloody well topple over before next week so I can win me bet:wallbash: |
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