Those two posh pissheads had a show of their own where they invited Farage to their upper class B&B.

My housemate at uni was a nightmare for this. He'd also occasionally start watching videos on Facebook with the bloody sound on!

Worse thing is he would sometimes say after something like "it was alright but I just didn't really get into it". No shit!

Saw that, took him to the pub and lent him trousers!

Poor woman, looks after him like another child, he's so helpless (or likes to make out that he is).

He has really strong likes and dislikes, no grey areas....but I guess that makes for better viewing.

Just beneath the golden chestnut " I don't mean to complain...but"

Working with family especially after twenty plus years...daily wind up.

People who slow down for traffic on the other side of the road! Not even rubbernecking but doing 20 just because there is a que on the other side! Why?

Also that ******* Shearer advert!

People at work who pop out for some shopping and invariably ask, 'anyone want anything from over the road?'.

Such a bullshitty thing to ask, and no-one ever says yes, and why would you want to give up your own excuse for leaving the office yourself?

I always reply with chicken bhuna extra hot with chana masala and garlic naan please. That shuts them up.

When.you've been sold a service at a fixed price, but when you turn up they recommend various extras which end up doubling the price

Sounds like buying a new build house off-plan. Things our house is coming without: a normal sized garden, carpets, wardrobes, fences, a shower in the bathroom, the full amount of tiling in kitchen and bathrooms, and any built in appliances in the kitchen bar an oven and hob. Robbing bastards.

New builds also seem to come with a gazillion halogen bulbs, change those to LEDs if they are not already putting LEDs in, otherwise your house will be stupidly hot.

If you do do that though you might find that your digital radios no longer work. It's the most bizarre thing (and not limited to new builds).

Not with my wife in the house it won't. She opens windows with ease, but shutting them is another matter. It does remind me of another 'extra' though: All the lights only come with bayonet fittings, spotlights or leds are extra :(

TSA.... No frigging consistency. It's a crap shoot what they want you to take off, take out, or allowed to carry on.

The Neophilic arseholes in my office who all of a sudden need a standing desk because one colleague requested one and have now spread like wildfire. You just know in 6 months' time they'll be set to a sitting level and be nothing more than an expensive monitor riser.

People who decide to park on the road instead of their drives causing the road to become a series of chicanes. I would make it illegal to park on the road if they have off road parking, plus illegal to own more than one car per person

I wonder what people's opinion of them would be if they weren't so ******* rude to passengers.

This in spades! Drives me mad! And as someone who avoids checking in luggage like the plague, it's a bloody nightmare.

People in the gym lifting weights that grunt, scream and throw the weights to the floor like they are in britains strongest man yet can even bench press 70 kg. In particular the twats that put talc over their hands like that will assist their peak performance.

And whilst we're at airports:
10 x-ray machines bought and paid for and only 2 in use creating unholy queues at security.
Unfathomable gate numbering logic.
Collecting your duty free purchases at the plane door.
Baggage handlers who seem to be (must be!) on a permanent go-slow protest.
Rip-off exchange rates and exorbitant fees at airport Forex windows
Trains between terminal building and gates that are slower than walking (are you listening LHR T5?)