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Worksop Palace 21-03-2020 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 15145999)
You should check out Bob Mortimers train guy sketch on instagram, it is very funny and might make you feel a little better about these types, as always, have a campachoochoo on me.

You are, as always, an Edwardian cockerel

Maidstoned Eagle 21-03-2020 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15146604)
I think you're confusing me with nathe, you daft donkey-rimming bellpiece.

Thats easy to do, you're both dentally challenged horse fellaters,
have a mouth like a burnt out fuse box and if you had one white tooth youd have a full snooker set in there.

cpfc4evandeva 21-03-2020 09:39 AM

'Baby on board' 'Child on board' 'Little **** on board' stickers on cars.

What the **** is the point of these things?

west country boy 21-03-2020 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15146761)
Thats easy to do, you're both dentally challenged horse fellaters,
have a mouth like a burnt out fuse box and if you had one white tooth youd have a full snooker set in there.

There are so, so, so many things to criticise me for, but bad teeth isn't one of them. You c~nt.

PIE "N" MASH 21-03-2020 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15146755)
Do you do a lot of Bow jobs?

It wasn't funny the first time.

dannyb1 21-03-2020 09:47 AM

Bird on Facebook marketplace getting rid of 3 dvd/blueray players for free, I messaged her around 10pm last night to ask if they were still available and heard nothing.

woke up at 8.00 to see a message she sent at 5am 'yes there still available", sweet so I replied "when can I come and collect them?"

Messages me back 10 mins later "oh sorry someone else's coming but your second in line"

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Selhurst Celtic 21-03-2020 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15146773)
It wasn't funny the first time.

Apologies, I'm under pressure.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 21-03-2020 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cpfc4evandeva (Post 15146765)
'Baby on board' 'Child on board' 'Little **** on board' stickers on cars.

What the **** is the point of these things?

Stops you crashing in to them, and if you do the emergency services know where to look :rolleyes::rolleyes:

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 21-03-2020 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146593)
I mean footballers moaning on their £100k pee week with their football pitches in their homes. Do me a favour.

That's taking the piss.

Adlerhorst 21-03-2020 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146593)
Also “celebrities” crying about how lonely they are in their million pound mansions. Oh boo hoo now you know how the rest of us feel.
I mean footballers moaning on their £100k pee week with their football pitches in their homes. Do me a favour.

On the plus side, all those minimalist houses. Very crisp and sharp but ******* uncomfortable when you’re locked in it for weeks on end and your sofa is made out of slate and you don’t own a cushion

west country boy 21-03-2020 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 15146797)
On the plus side, all those minimalist houses. Very crisp and sharp but ******* uncomfortable when you’re locked in it for weeks on end and your sofa is made out of slate and you don’t own a cushion

Also, a lot of these mollified ringpieces have their own gyms and spas but not a single book. F~ck 'em.

cpfc4evandeva 21-03-2020 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15146792)
Stops you crashing in to them, and if you do the emergency services know where to look :rolleyes::rolleyes:

:lux::lux::lux:

PALACEWU 21-03-2020 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 15146782)
Bird on Facebook marketplace getting rid of 3 dvd/blueray players for free, I messaged her around 10pm last night to ask if they were still available and heard nothing.

woke up at 8.00 to see a message she sent at 5am 'yes there still available", sweet so I replied "when can I come and collect them?"

Messages me back 10 mins later "oh sorry someone else's coming but your second in line"

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So you're annoyed at the early worm?

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15146848)
Also, a lot of these mollified ringpieces have their own gyms and spas but not a single book. F~ck 'em.

.......a book.....you can read?!

PIE "N" MASH 21-03-2020 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15146783)
Apologies, I'm under pressure.

Excused then,carry on.

pallet 22-03-2020 01:04 PM

Arrogant dickhead today. Parked right outside frint if Sainsburys, came out eating a whirl threw empty wrapper on the floor. Masdive car park loads of spaces has not got the brain to use that ir a bin.

ChiswickEagle 22-03-2020 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15135552)
Alright for people who have lots of cash.

Like you clearly

You’re coming across rather poorly here

This aged well. I was criticised for suggesting that there were more important issues than lost holiday costs.

west country boy 23-03-2020 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15146783)
Apologies, I'm under pressure.

SC, yesterday:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...X__400x400.jpg

Wolfnipplechips 23-03-2020 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bintang (Post 15136187)
Good news.

It is indeed good news.

And also we had the deep joy of reading Workshop squirming about his ten grand Butlins afloat holiday and Mr. Thermomix coming over all Angelina Jolie.

ChiswickEagle 23-03-2020 12:31 AM

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