You are, as always, an Edwardian cockerel

Thats easy to do, you're both dentally challenged horse fellaters,
have a mouth like a burnt out fuse box and if you had one white tooth youd have a full snooker set in there.

'Baby on board' 'Child on board' 'Little **** on board' stickers on cars.

What the **** is the point of these things?

There are so, so, so many things to criticise me for, but bad teeth isn't one of them. You c~nt.

It wasn't funny the first time.

Bird on Facebook marketplace getting rid of 3 dvd/blueray players for free, I messaged her around 10pm last night to ask if they were still available and heard nothing.

woke up at 8.00 to see a message she sent at 5am 'yes there still available", sweet so I replied "when can I come and collect them?"

Messages me back 10 mins later "oh sorry someone else's coming but your second in line"

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Apologies, I'm under pressure.

Stops you crashing in to them, and if you do the emergency services know where to look :rolleyes::rolleyes:

That's taking the piss.

On the plus side, all those minimalist houses. Very crisp and sharp but ******* uncomfortable when you’re locked in it for weeks on end and your sofa is made out of slate and you don’t own a cushion

Also, a lot of these mollified ringpieces have their own gyms and spas but not a single book. F~ck 'em.

:lux::lux::lux:

So you're annoyed at the early worm?

.......a book.....you can read?!

Excused then,carry on.

Arrogant dickhead today. Parked right outside frint if Sainsburys, came out eating a whirl threw empty wrapper on the floor. Masdive car park loads of spaces has not got the brain to use that ir a bin.

This aged well. I was criticised for suggesting that there were more important issues than lost holiday costs.

SC, yesterday:

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It is indeed good news.

And also we had the deep joy of reading Workshop squirming about his ten grand Butlins afloat holiday and Mr. Thermomix coming over all Angelina Jolie.

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