Slide the knob ?

Pedestrians that will walk onto a zebra without stopping first to check theyre safe to do so..

Persons ignoring safe crossing positions and traverse the road without looking regardless of the traffic expecting everyone to stop.... wont be so tough when your under my wheels

I almost saw a woman almost getting mullered doing this yesterday. She walked straight on the crossing in front of a car that swerved and just missed her.

Guilty as charged - but what is the difference ?

It's the same old sh!t but three times more expensive.

Ex Pats or anyone who think the top division in Spain is called La Liga. This is Sky's fault. It's either the First Divison 'La Primera' or Liga BBVA now that it's sponsored by a bank. The second division is 'La Segunda A' or Liga Adelante. The whole of the Spanish football pyramid system is called La Liga.

Rant over.

People who stick their tongue out as they are about to eat something .

Who the hell does that?

Just you watch and see. It's not a tongue stick out like a "Na Nar Na Na Narrr" but an almost reptilian tongue extension as the food is about to hit the mouth.

Normally around pudding time .

I do it when eating an ice cream

Well yeah, so does everyone when eating it from a cone. Couldn't imagine doing it eating something off a fork.

I do it when eating pussy.

Pmsl

Speaking of pussy, Raheem Sterling runs like one on the pitch, and that annoys me.

Is it the left hand dangling around ?

It's like he's a ballerina.

Crushed ice IN drinks

**** you if you do this

Crushed ice is for chilling drinks in glass, stop putting it in drinks

Unless it's a slush puppy or mojito?

I was going to post some caveats but decided not to.

Wish I had now.

A bit.

The accepted wisdom that a Scottish accent is more acceptable than an English accent for announcements, call centres, adverts etc.

No it is not and they can all f*ck right off!