Mobile phone voicemail....'after you have finished your message, hang up.'

Um...ok.

Speak for yourself ! Try looking at the Man U forums , they're on it 365 days a year.

PC World

the bloke at the bank who told me on the phone that I would have to sign the letter I need to send. No shit mate thanks for your help.

Women on their phones in the lift.
Then when they arrive at their floor act shocked when the doors close because they haven't got out after 10 secs.
Then half way out of the door look back at their phones.

'Bro'

Bruv

Fvkwits over here who still can't drive round a roundabout. This is not France you don't stop half way round . Twats. Dunno know why I'm posting this. Not like anybody is going to read it and say , ah that's me.

The noise that luggage wheels make and the fact that most bags that are being rolled along are of a size and weight that I could pick up on the end of my cock! Lazy bastards.

C*NTS (cap lock accentuation required) who walk around with earlobes that look like f*cking Calamari.

Emailing Games 'customer service' address as can't get thru on the phone and their guarantee that they will get back within 7 (SEVEN!) days............

Cuz

Constant requests for sponsorship, I had a day off and came back to 3 recently, granted I work in a big company but its getting out of hand, they all contain the same old gumph about how everyone knows they arent athletic but are gonna give it a go and anything you can give etc.......

Also sponsorship used to be solely about marathons and long swims (unless you were a kid) and now it appears that as the permittable distances to be sponsored for decreases the requests increase !

B&Q for selling utterly useless ******* shit and repeatedly wasting my ******* time having to ******* take it back.

Myself for using B&Q.

Going to bed and realising you forgot to fit the fit duvet cover earlier in the day :veryangry

Keeping something because it "might come in useful" only to end up taking tons of crap down the dump that you've been storing for years.

This. Currently you can hardly get into the lounge for boxes as we try to get ready to move. I haven't needed to go into them, we are managing fine with what isnt packed. The shed is also full and theres stuff under the trampoline. There should be some place where you can leave all this stuff and people can just take it as and when they need it. Its pointless dumping it and not cost effective to drag it all home again after a car boot sale.

Freecycle:

http://uk.freecycle.org/


I've got rid of loads of stuff that would have broken my heart to just throw away.

I might have a look at that. Will probably add to the clutter in some other hoarders house, but at least we wont have to look at it all.