Paper plates at parties.

Guaranteed to retain none of the food on it.

2 guineas for gods sake?!

My wife (Again!).

She goes out and buys 2 pairs of trainers today.... a) why 2??? and b) why the **** a week before Christmas???

Probably because she guessed you wouldn't buy them for her for Xmas and they would probably slip under the radar if she bought them herself.

Just go out and buy some stuff that you want but you know won't be bought for you.

Equilibrium is achieved and thus life can go on without any problems. :p

Local Thais trying to sell you Ray Bans on the beach when you're already wearing a pair.

The year I decide to skip the office Christmas party is the year the police are called to it.

Dammit

Non stop coverage of Major Tim.

What happened? (That you've been told)

Yeah but their's are genuine :D

Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park. Though not sure to be annoyed with that shitfest, the missus who insisted it would be good or myself for failing to convince her it was a nailed on absolute shitfest.

Video adverts in websites. Adverts are fine if they don't move and don't blast sound at me. A simple scrolling Gif is also OK

Sitting in the office earlier listening to Michael Buble Christmas songs God the bloke must be blandest singer ever

The fact that I only recognise 8 of the 46 artists on Now that's what I call music 92.

Bring back top of the pops.

To be honest I wouldn't be eating anything if it was being served on paper plates. What sort of party has paper plates apart from a childrens one maybe?

The positioning of my end button on my new laptop being in a slightly different hand position. Sick to the back teeth of jumping to the end of pages.

BBQ?

Self harmers party, although paper cuts can hurt.

Jimmy Bullard hopefully he will disappear into obscurity soon

Opposing managers that are bitter pricks.

Mark Hughes. Reminds me of a fly round a piece of s**t. Or maybe just the, yes u know what I mean.