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Chris K 30-03-2016 02:41 PM

****

cunt?

Woo-hoo!!

Maidstoned Eagle 30-03-2016 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jukesy (Post 12901068)
A dog is a domesticated filthy animal that licks it's own ar$e, jewels etc and sh1ts where it wants.

A child is a human being.

Annoys me that people think one is a like for like substitute for the other.

People who call their pets "my baby/ies".

WLYWLYAWYPWF 30-03-2016 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12900567)
Having the sore throat from hell and body aching even more than usual. It would be nice if the weather could make up its bloody mind too.

My mate felt like that and died of sepsis within 24hours. Get to the docs mate.

little al 30-03-2016 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12901149)
People who call their pets "my baby/ies".

Worse is when they refer to themselves as mummy/daddy to their creature.

elgin eagle 30-03-2016 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12901159)
My mate felt like that and died of sepsis within 24hours. Get to the docs mate.

Cheers mate. Thought it would have turned into a cold by now but it hasn't.

Stellavista 30-03-2016 04:20 PM

Domestic pets should be banned :)

danpalace07 30-03-2016 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 12900905)
Gentlemen - too much potty mouthedness. Not a good sign.

swearing is one of the joys of life

Far East Eagle 30-03-2016 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12901274)
swearing is one of the joys of life

too blimming right!

trev81 30-03-2016 06:37 PM

People that always complain and full of negativity.

DocSavage 30-03-2016 06:58 PM

drivers who overtake me on motorways and immediately pull back in front of me at less than a cars length

most common motorway M20

second M25

M40 best

Reps AJ 30-03-2016 07:04 PM

Drivers who don't have indicators fitted to their cars. At least that must be the reason, as who'd be such a wanker as to not bother moving their hand a fraction to indicate

Chocky 30-03-2016 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 12900167)
Football teams wearing away kits for transparent commercial motives rather than a colour clash. Holland in blue. Bollocks to that.

Mr Blind will doubtless deliver a lecture on the necessity of increased merchandising income streams in the modern game.

It's a load of shit. England in white shirts blue shorts, Holland in Orange shirts white shorts. As it should be. But no Nike have to f*ck everything up and make each team wear wank socks as well.

CT_Palace 30-03-2016 08:16 PM

Come on Chocky, as you well know, any sock's a wank sock :p

Chocky 30-03-2016 08:26 PM

Not annoying but the opposite that an ex mod comes back and says cunt.

Marvellous fayre.

the drexciyan 30-03-2016 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 12900010)
As a dog owner, I agree. That's why I carry a blade when walking in the woods with other dog owners,...for protection.
The same can also be said for children whose parents refuse to take any responsibility for their child's behaviour. When they fck something up , they always have the whiny retort of 'Think of the children'
Yeah, tell that to Gary Glitter and Adam Johnson :D

Typical comment from those who don't children.

Pets and Kids - not on the same level.

Chocky 30-03-2016 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12901717)
Typical comment from those who don't children.

Pets and Kids - not on the same level.

Dogs sleeping on the same beds as their owners. I saw a porn clip once where a dog was in the shot the whole time sniffeling about on the back of the bed how the bollocking hell could I whack off to that ffs. Ah but then all of a sudden....

FORZA SELHURST 30-03-2016 09:18 PM

Did you like it?

Stellavista 30-03-2016 09:44 PM

What the f*ck is a 'statement' coat? F*ck off you pretentious c*nts.

Stellavista 30-03-2016 09:46 PM

'Must have'. F*ck off.

Stellavista 30-03-2016 09:47 PM

Young men with beards talking bollocks. F*ck off.


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