My wife not understanding football tribal mentally. Watching the fa youth cup semi final, i dont care who wins.

KG suddenly becoming 'Dikashwee' after we got promoted

Rachel Riley. On more and more 'celebrity' shows these days 'famous' for doing what? Being highly attractive and being good at maths on an afternoon programme for old age piss drinkers?

She's false, has perfected the art of being able to find everything anyone says hilarious and lacks any warmth or personality.

And she comes from Southend and 'supports' Man Utd.

Having said that if she reads this I think I've just blown my chances of ever throwing a lump up it.

Yup. That should do it.

Post 8783. Finally close thread.

The fact I don't get to slap my cock round her chops annoys me.

Carol wouldn't have slipped it out so quick, she had class.

:D

It's Rachel Riley's shyness that bothers me. Like if anything really awful happened you know she wouldn't be able to deal with it; she'd just turn red and try to hide behind her fringe.

I like to have complete confidence in my TV presenters, not feel nervous for them.

But a 19%er, she surely must be.

When they look like Rachel Riley I must admit my first thought is always who she is as a person. Same for Scarlett Johansson.

The fact I don't get to slap my cock round her chops annoys me.
That's made my day. Thanks :)

Negative. If a car has right of way, the car should always go. The pedestrians can wait.

Always thought it was funny when we used to shout out the player's last name after a goal and, on the rare occasions he scored, the whole crowd shouting Geeee

People who say their phone number too quickly.

I know you know it.... but I don't , so SLOW DOWN !

What about when people read your phone number back to you but break up the numbers in a different pattern.
Then you have no idea if it's your number or not.
That is bloody annoying.

People that write 'ue' instead of 'ü'. I know it's pretty much the same thing, but it's really not hard to throw in a ******* umlaut.

I wouldn't know how to.

Did you need this bit?

I was watching her the other day. I got aroused. Not bad, seven letters.

Oh Piddles. What happened to you?:(