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Chocky 22-04-2016 12:35 AM

I had to Google Kate Garraway and I can confirm that is a c*nt.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944456)
I had to Google Kate Garraway and I can confirm that is a c*nt.

She's completely the opposite of what attracts me in a woman, but for some strange, dark reason, she gives me the horn.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 12:45 AM

Horrible monkeyfied bastard, isn't it?
Carol Kirkwood too. I've been vilified by family and friends with regards my personal views towards her.
I will not budge one inch on that one though.
I'm sorry but I won't!

Chocky 22-04-2016 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944463)
She's completely the opposite of what attracts me in a woman, but for some strange, dark reason, she gives me the horn.

I think the same about Eddie Izzard and that Norwich cooking slag.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944468)
I think the same about Eddie Izzard and that Norwich cooking slag.

Hubba Hubba!

Chocky 22-04-2016 12:49 AM

Shove my knob in the bowl when she's beating some eggs. Yeahhhh, 3-1 and 1-0 you slut, have it. Coleman's mustard my arse and that's an order.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12944474)
Shove my knob in the bowl when she's beating some eggs. Yeahhhh, 3-1 and 1-0 you slut, have it. Coleman's mustard my arse and that's an order.

You don't run a cafe or anything do you? I'm going vegan if you do.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 12:54 AM

So much hatred so little time.

Richard Arnold and the other mincer that's always got that cardboard Hollywood sign behind him.
2 Adams apples. A sweaty. Can't think of his name but you know who I mean.
Probably likes Andi Peters.

Nostrils 22-04-2016 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Supa Pard (Post 12944486)
So much hatred so little time.

Richard Arnold and the other mincer that's always got that cardboard Hollywood sign behind him.
2 Adams apples. A sweaty. Can't think of his name but you know who I mean.
Probably likes Andi Peters.

Yep, I've had a long term hatred for that M*********. Refused to have 3 on due to the likes of him. Stumbled across it the other day and the smug **** was still there! ITV have no shame.

Supa Pard 22-04-2016 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944482)
You don't run a cafe or anything do you? I'm going vegan if you do.

:)

cappuccinoeagle 22-04-2016 01:21 PM

Has anyone posted Michael McIntyre? Just in case, I will.

Also, Nicholas Witchell, something snidey and cynical about him, Prince Charles got it right when he called him an awful man

Jim's Cannon 22-04-2016 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12944493)
Yep, I've had a long term hatred for that M*********. Refused to have 3 on due to the likes of him. Stumbled across it the other day and the smug **** was still there! ITV have no shame.

Ross something?
He used to be a bog standard TV presenter.
Suddenly he's reinvented as a bitchy Hollywood Correspondent, and has so much work done that his skin looks like cling film.

eaglesincebirth 22-04-2016 01:34 PM

The depressing inability of grown men to correctly flush or clean a toilet after use at work. It's not ******* hard!!

mroakley9 22-04-2016 02:08 PM

Players who celebrate excessively after scoring a penalty that they didn't earn

BERT'S HEAD 22-04-2016 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by eaglesincebirth (Post 12945068)
The depressing inability of grown men to correctly flush or clean a toilet after use at work. It's not ******* hard!!

Apparently women are worse.

pallet 22-04-2016 02:18 PM

People who when someone famous dies lose the plot and act like their mother just died.

the drexciyan 22-04-2016 02:43 PM

The continual fake and contrived discussion on LinkedIn about 'millenials' formerly known as 'people in their 20s'.

Chris K 22-04-2016 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12945148)
People who when someone famous dies lose the plot and act like their mother just died.

and the ensuing competition to prove that they are more upset than the next person and that the music had such an effect on their life blah blah blah

The only famous person i've been genuinely sad about dying is Sir Richard Richard Mayall esq.

danpalace07 22-04-2016 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12945124)
Players who celebrate excessively after scoring a penalty that they didn't earn

will you take this back on Sunday if Wilf wins a 90th minute penalty and Cabaye smashes it in?

mroakley9 22-04-2016 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12945218)
will you take this back on Sunday if Wilf wins a 90th minute penalty and Cabaye smashes it in?

Nah that's slightly different to the goal that inspired my post. If Cabaye does score a 90th minute penalty to win the game, I'll be disappointed if his celebrations aren't so excessive that he gets red carded for it.


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