People who think others should talk properly yet use words like 'twathouse'

:D

Amoy and Sarsons bottles.

Amoy because they have changed and instead of it having a narrow hole to sprinkle the sauce on, it has a huge one so it pours out everywhere and floods your rice. It is obviously so you use more and they can sell more.

Sarsons, because you now can't unscrew the lid and top up with Sainsburys own label Vinegar at half the price. Again they are obviously doing this to foil tight arses like me.


Profiteering w4nkers

Where's your tool?

Bob Hoskins loved them :)

Done the same thing with Blue Dragon Soy bottles. It's a f*cking disgrace.

I know what you mean except I come home with 2 black whores I don't even fancy and no milk.

People who use self service checkouts when buying Alcohol. What's the ******* point? The whole idea of them is to avoid having to have any contact with people. If you've got to stand there waiting for 5 minutes for one of them to come over, look confused for 30 seconds then press a single button to authorise it, you may as well have gone to the till in the first place.

Idiots.

The whole point is surely to avoid queuing for ages at the checkouts?

If you go in to the small stores in impoverished areas you will find the id request is either deactivated or they quickly sort it from behind the jump.

Agree.

On a more personal note -

People whose location description is so bleedin long that I have to scroll right in order to read their posts.

That and the whole page isn't aesthetically*pleasing for someone who has recently discovered that they must have some type of illness called- formally-known as-a-fussy-******-when-he-was-young-but now-may-very-well-be-diagnosed-as-ocd

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If I'd gone out for the whores I'd have forgotten to pick up the Anchor cream to squirt up their arseholes. Equally frustrating.

Self service checkouts. I don't want to work in a supermarket

http://www.standard.co.uk/goingout/b...-a3238666.html

Drinking cocktails at the Krays' old cells. Fvck off

Why is it that the option you want on those long telephone menus (if you are interested in XX press button XX) is always the last one??? :grrr:

"Two Blind Beggar Bellinis love."

If you double their score then that gives you the mark out of 10.

A little tip for you.

I enjoy annoying my kids by saying 'LOL'. ;)

Therein lies the reason I will never own a dog

I used to use 'LOL' as a joke, and then it accidentally became a regular part of my vocabulary, so be careful out there, and be sure to only use it sparingly.