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Chocky 04-05-2016 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12969866)
The sudden insistence within the media of pronouncing the Bernabeu differently to how it's been pronounced for the last f*cking fifty years. F*ck off.

It should be pronounced Berna-bay-oo. I'd get the hump if some spic said Selhoost Peyrk.

Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

Ryan_the_eagle 04-05-2016 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by V.Meldrew (Post 12969351)
Thick. illiterate lorry drivers.
Delayed my journey into work this morning

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36200939

This is annoying but occasionally I can find humour in them like this one:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34026667

Mind you it must be fecking annoying for lorry drivers in South London that you can barely go 500m without finding a low bridge.

Little Fozzie 04-05-2016 11:28 PM

Steve Mcmanaman. **** off

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-05-2016 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 12970185)
Steve Mcmanaman. **** off

I don't mind him. He walked the walk as a player so I'll cut him some slack as a pundit. The only thing wrong with what he says more often than not is his accent. Needs to cut his fecking hair though.

Blind_Eagle 04-05-2016 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12970118)
Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

Is that a request Chocky?

If so, wrong forum. NSC may be more your (ball) bag.

Santos-er 04-05-2016 11:59 PM

The "Which block are you in at Wembley" thread :( :sob:

Chester 05-05-2016 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12968046)
Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

The first floor of my building holds the Jenny Craig office here. Ive been caught outseveral times mentioning that the fatties should consider walking up the lone flight of stairs to go to their weigh in rather than have me guessing if the maximum weight limit of the lift is close to being compromised.

PhuketEagle 05-05-2016 07:19 AM

It's prostate cancer, not PROSTRATE! FFS! (see worst ad on TV thread). Please look up words in dic u dic. (I know I spelt dick wrong, it was a play on words but he'll get my meaning.)

JJ 05-05-2016 07:22 AM

I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

thefox 05-05-2016 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12970346)
I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

:lux::lux:

Yep. When you have 2 kids and pushchairs, shopping and these lazy ****wits fill the lift up so you can't use it and stand there looking at you having to manage all this because they are too ******* lazy to use the escalators 20 metres away. You know the things that do the climbing for you. :wallbash::jerkit::wallbash::jerkit::wallbash:

Oh and I nearly forgot, staring into their phones. No you haven't suddenly become attractive to the other people, do you think it's going to change by staring into your phone and seeking attention ??????? :jerkit:

crystaljim 05-05-2016 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12970346)
I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

Yep, bloody annoying that!

foresthillbilly 05-05-2016 01:18 PM

Bless
Absolutely
Basically
Bespoke
Intrinsically
Essentially

Status update: Got my tickets for the Final,...YAY!

mroakley9 05-05-2016 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12970346)
I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

Just happened to me twice in the same lift journey FFS. **** these ****ers that are too lazy to take the ******* stairs.

Terrace Bickle 05-05-2016 08:03 PM

The BBC bitesize revision app advert. Does my fecking head in, why can't they just have got a spotty swot with greasy hair to plug it rather than the epileptic fit inducing, full of trendy kids mess it is.

biggus mickus 05-05-2016 08:19 PM

Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.[/QUOTE]

Your arris has been there a few times.

Glen Eagle 05-05-2016 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 12970959)
Bless
Absolutely
Basically
Bespoke
Intrinsically
Essentially

Status update: Got my tickets for the Final,...YAY!

and
"In terms of:veryangry"

listen to Mark Lawrenson. He cant complete a sentence without using it twice

ElwissAtMemphis 05-05-2016 08:25 PM

The sudden trend of referring to The Republican Party as The GOP. Why have we started doing that? I bet Americans don't talk about The Tories.

Glen Eagle 05-05-2016 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12971795)
Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

Your arris has been there a few times.[/QUOTE]

Talking of which I am out there for the Saints game. Any recommendations where the match may be on. I was out there same time last year for the Liverpool away game. Watched it in a bar for of Scousers. When we got the penalty I couldn't resist shouting out 'Let Gerrard take it!'

Nostrils 05-05-2016 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Glen Eagle (Post 12971802)
and
"In terms of:veryangry"

listen to Mark Lawrenson. He cant complete a sentence without using it twice

Mr Savage had the same issue on MOTD recently.

Jordan's Jacket 05-05-2016 08:45 PM

Savage can barely complete a sentence that makes any sense. It is distressing that he is allowed anywhere near the BBC


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