All betting ads except the one where the blind footballers kick the cat over the fence.

Way too tidy.

Too many vegetables

Emails presented in conversation mode.

People taking credit for things they had nothing to do with. People refusing to take responsibility for things they've f*cked up.

Cheating parent linesmen in teenage kids games. I have never seen such bollocks, no wonder parents get upset. 4 offside's that were completely good. A 5th that even the ref overruled it was so obvious. A goal kick given the wrong way that again was soooo wrong and a flag wave for the ball being out after our winger had got round their defender and it hadn't even reached the line!!!! This wasn't poor decisions this was blatant cheating. It didn't matter to our side in the end as we won but it still has annoyed me.

Boris Johnson?

Especially ones involving ex footballers. Totally immoral given the number of players who've had addictions

Don't give Maidstoned ideas.

Any 'deal' (e.g. tv, internet, phone, gas, electric etc) that offers £x per month for 'first three months/year/five years' - I absolutely refuse to sign unless I know exactly what I will be paying in the future.

Playing for Tulse Hill as a kid, our coach insisted that whichever dad was running the line favoured the opposition.

Advent calendars that cost hundreds of pounds.

Repped. Load of bollox.

Sainsburys xmas advert

Were they all wearing 300 quid boots?

What's in it and why?

John Terry. :D

It's an annoying song being sung by different people.

As a customer of 5 years and new customers get a better price for 12 months, on a similar note having to flit around on Car/House insurance to stop the to lazy to change rip off. Wankers the lot of them. Then you use gocompare or some such and like a complete knob give them a real details to get the search up, inundated not just straight off the bat but every ******* year there after. I was testing the water on a van insurance 4 years ago in April, every ******* March I still get calls about my non existent Van insurance.

All the countries involved in Brexit knowing that they have to get on an agreement but making stupid demands.