That sort of comment sticks right in my galette.

That so many of the great London music and theatre venues have disappeared, some to be replaced by inferior buildings. The Donmar and Almeida theatres, Dingwalls, The White Horse in Hampstead, The Astoria, Hammersmith Palais, the Clarendon, the Bull & Gate, Kilburn National, The Rainbow, The Mean Fiddler, The George Robey, Madam Jojo's,The Marquee, The Diorama, The Cricketers, the Windsor Castle, Bagley's. So many. London is poorer for that.
'Saving London's music venues'? You're a bit f*cking late, Mayor Khan.

'Trophy location'. F*ck off, Savills.

This advert really is the pits. Why the **** would a house be on a beach? It is possibly the last place you'd want a house!

What advert?
Haven't seen it.

Power point presentations.

I agree, Keynote is much better ;)

People swearing. Most specifically using the f and c word full in the knowledge that they were in hearing of young children

Agreed - the selfish fvcking ****s

People that can't circumvent the swear filter properly.

Valentines Day. If you're single you feel miserable, if you're in a relationship you have to fork out a fortune for some rubbish flowers/chocolate/restaurant. A pointless day to keep card companies in business.

Shit, cheers for reminding me. Was about to play golf.

Agreed with the wife that we wouldn't spend any money or make any effort on Valentine's Day. So happy days.

Unless of course it's a trick...

Its a trick alright. You are in so much trouble.;)

If you like chocolate there are discounted chocolates available in a few hours

Surely if you're single it's a prime night to go out bag yourself a bit of skirt? Talking to a lad in the office, he's on a blind date tonight and if she's anything less than an 8 out of 10, he'll see who else is floating around.

Bought my wife a card and two bars of chocolate, total cost €3, she was very happy. It is what you make it.

Blimey, you did well. Mine was a card, a box from Hotel Chocolat and a gift card from Molton Brown. Mind you, I did get 3 boxes of HC chocs from her and the two cats.

No cards here, no need to kill the planet more than I already do.

We both know that he'll be home watching porn by 10pm.