Things that annoy you
 

Shame what Costa has become. I can remember the small place that served coffees is the old arcade near allders in the whiftgift centre.

They were coffees to die for!

Children that are bored during half term.

I’m laid up with torn ankle ligaments, the mrs. is at work and they’re at each other’s throats.

Football being described as 'turgid'.

Less tumescence, more flaccidity?

The only people who get Man flu are women.

What also annoys me is its use to somehow shame someone into going to work, I swear that if there ever is a worldwide killer epidemic, it will be spread, first and foremost by women.

The advert by boots a few years ago with the two women meeting on the street, clearly suffering from heavy colds, buying flu remedies for their husbands who are at home with "a bit of a sniffle". Well done for walking around town and spreading your ******* flu germs around the place, you stupid bitches!!

Skiing ?

Sounds like you’ve been on the Irish coffees mate

Today went with my soon to be 19 year old daughter to watch a 15 rated film at Bromley cineworld and turned away as she had no id with her.
Won’t go back there in a hurry.

Shit and porcelain toilets.

Why does shit always stick to the back of toilets? Surely in this day and age, they can produce a toilet where shit doesn’t stick to it.

Toilet brushes - who on this earth owns a toilet brush? Dirty, disgusting things.

Bought one of these a while back......my wife persevered but I quickly went back to paper.

Nice retort ME [emoji3]

The standard hourly charade with my cat. In he stalks crooning and purring, gets up on lap, tramples plums at least 3 times. Laps up five minutes of fuss before finally settling down with the odd gentle nuzzling and nibbling that suddenly turns into full on alligator snapping. Claws come out as he gets tetchy, gets the arse when i untangle him from another plucked to **** jumper. Streaks off to the other sofa for a half hour cool down, only to return to repeat the same scene when ready. Little bastard of the highest order.

Why is it in the house?

Support British business! There are Costas springing up all over China, its great to see a British company doing well

why when they don't support Britain by avoiding their tax responsibilities.

Are you thinking of Starbucks? Pretty sure Costa pay tax.

Malaga has a Costa's and Starbucks...full of tourists as most Malaguenos think the coffee there is shit.

They're right, it is.

Nope. Managed a week of that without a fall.....

And then missed the last step on the stairs at work. :o

You clown

Get well soon

An oldie but a goodie.:supergrin: