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cantspell 16-02-2018 02:11 PM

Things that annoy you
 
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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 14118203)
there now being a Costa in South Norwood. **** the man, support local business innit (the new place outside the station is good)


Shame what Costa has become. I can remember the small place that served coffees is the old arcade near allders in the whiftgift centre.

They were coffees to die for!

Wolfnipplechips 16-02-2018 02:14 PM

Children that are bored during half term.

I’m laid up with torn ankle ligaments, the mrs. is at work and they’re at each other’s throats.

foetus eagle 16-02-2018 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14117859)
Goals being described as 'Worldies'



Football being described as 'turgid'.

Less tumescence, more flaccidity?

Maidstoned Eagle 16-02-2018 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shipp Ahoy! (Post 14118098)
Absolutely yes!

The women in our office are always going on about this, whenever they are ill they come in and moan like hell for a day before dropping to deaths door and being unable to come in for the next 2 (maximum before back to work interviews kick in!) yet the blokes in the office always seems to struggle in and never take a day off for colds.

Yet the second we make a comment about feeling rough or having a cold it's Manflu and we're acting like babies :wallbash:

The only people who get Man flu are women.

What also annoys me is its use to somehow shame someone into going to work, I swear that if there ever is a worldwide killer epidemic, it will be spread, first and foremost by women.

The advert by boots a few years ago with the two women meeting on the street, clearly suffering from heavy colds, buying flu remedies for their husbands who are at home with "a bit of a sniffle". Well done for walking around town and spreading your ******* flu germs around the place, you stupid bitches!!

Worksop Palace 16-02-2018 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14118343)
Children that are bored during half term.

Iím laid up with torn ankle ligaments, the mrs. is at work and theyíre at each otherís throats.

Skiing ?

Worksop Palace 16-02-2018 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14118339)
Shame how Costa has become. I can remember the small rather place that served coffees is the old arcade near allders in the whiftgift centre.

They were coffees to die for!

Sounds like youíve been on the Irish coffees mate

cantspell 16-02-2018 11:20 PM

Today went with my soon to be 19 year old daughter to watch a 15 rated film at Bromley cineworld and turned away as she had no id with her.
Wonít go back there in a hurry.

andyocpfc 16-02-2018 11:40 PM

Shit and porcelain toilets.

Why does shit always stick to the back of toilets? Surely in this day and age, they can produce a toilet where shit doesnít stick to it.

andyocpfc 16-02-2018 11:41 PM

Toilet brushes - who on this earth owns a toilet brush? Dirty, disgusting things.

Maidstoned Eagle 16-02-2018 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 14118972)
Toilet brushes - who on this earth owns a toilet brush? Dirty, disgusting things.

Bought one of these a while back......my wife persevered but I quickly went back to paper.

andyocpfc 16-02-2018 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14118980)
Bought one of these a while back......my wife persevered but I quickly went back to paper.


Nice retort ME [emoji3]

glenn.f 17-02-2018 12:40 AM

The standard hourly charade with my cat. In he stalks crooning and purring, gets up on lap, tramples plums at least 3 times. Laps up five minutes of fuss before finally settling down with the odd gentle nuzzling and nibbling that suddenly turns into full on alligator snapping. Claws come out as he gets tetchy, gets the arse when i untangle him from another plucked to **** jumper. Streaks off to the other sofa for a half hour cool down, only to return to repeat the same scene when ready. Little bastard of the highest order.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-02-2018 06:57 AM

Why is it in the house?

Far East Eagle 17-02-2018 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14118339)
Shame what Costa has become. I can remember the small place that served coffees is the old arcade near allders in the whiftgift centre.

They were coffees to die for!

Support British business! There are Costas springing up all over China, its great to see a British company doing well

little al 17-02-2018 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 14119070)
Support British business! There are Costas springing up all over China, its great to see a British company doing well

why when they don't support Britain by avoiding their tax responsibilities.

chatham_eagle 17-02-2018 08:38 AM

Are you thinking of Starbucks? Pretty sure Costa pay tax.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-02-2018 08:40 AM

Malaga has a Costa's and Starbucks...full of tourists as most Malaguenos think the coffee there is shit.

They're right, it is.

Wolfnipplechips 17-02-2018 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14118499)
Skiing ?

Nope. Managed a week of that without a fall.....

And then missed the last step on the stairs at work. :o

Worksop Palace 17-02-2018 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14119097)
Nope. Managed a week of that without a fall.....

And then missed the last step on the stairs at work. :o

You clown

Get well soon

KYLIE MINEAGLE 17-02-2018 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14118980)
Bought one of these a while back......my wife persevered but I quickly went back to paper.

An oldie but a goodie.:supergrin:


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