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ExiledStirling 08-07-2018 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14326226)
Should sterilise the *****. (Not the Eastern Europeans).

I do not know if there is a sad tale behind why, so without having dig at him, you will be comforted to know that despite years of happy marriage there are no sprogs.

elgin eagle 08-07-2018 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14326240)
I do not know if there is a sad tale behind why, so without having dig at him, you will be comforted to know that despite years of happy marriage there are no sprogs.

Thats good. Sadly i suspect other similar feckwits with the same mindset to pass down will still be able to breed. Copiously usually, unfortunately for the world.

PIE "N" MASH 08-07-2018 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14326233)
People using my username in common parlance.

I do apologise me ole flower,in future I shall use the term excavator:p:p

strawberry mivi 08-07-2018 02:45 PM

Trying to dismantle a toilet to identify if it has a leak and not having any type of spanner that fits the nuts.
Then going out to buy a socket set finding that Screwfix don't have the one you want, only one that might work.
Getting back home to find that it doesn't work.
Is there a leak or is it a weird condensation issue - who knows?

Maidstoned Eagle 08-07-2018 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14326222)
As for Russophobes does this count Paul? From someone from Alloa and its surrounds and on my FB friends list, who posted this yesterday;

I rang Rentokil and said, "At first there was only a couple but soon the ****ers had invaded the whole street. And the smell ... it's just unbearable"
He said, "Rats?"
I said, "No ... Eastern Europeans"


He is a Rangers fan.

Have you moved to Coney Hall?

ExiledStirling 08-07-2018 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14326455)
Have you moved to Coney Hall?

:supergrin:

Bryan 08-07-2018 03:32 PM

The current use of the word “Smarts” in advertising

elgin eagle 08-07-2018 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 14326410)
Trying to dismantle a toilet to identify if it has a leak and not having any type of spanner that fits the nuts.
Then going out to buy a socket set finding that Screwfix don't have the one you want, only one that might work.
Getting back home to find that it doesn't work.
Is there a leak or is it a weird condensation issue - who knows?

Is it fully shutting off after you flush and it fills back up? Sometimes they get a bit of crap in the joint or the ball leaks. Not real crap you understand.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-07-2018 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 14326410)
Trying to dismantle a toilet to identify if it has a leak and not having any type of spanner that fits the nuts.
Then going out to buy a socket set finding that Screwfix don't have the one you want, only one that might work.
Getting back home to find that it doesn't work.
Is there a leak or is it a weird condensation issue - who knows?

Maybe someone's pissing on the floor and not telling you.

Worksop Palace 08-07-2018 04:01 PM

If all else fails, nip up to Scotchland as I’m sure Elgs will have several eBay bogs in his garage

elgin eagle 08-07-2018 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14326490)
If all else fails, nip up to Scotchland as Iím sure Elgs will have several eBay bogs in his garage

Garages ;)

Skintagain 08-07-2018 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 14326410)
Trying to dismantle a toilet to identify if it has a leak and not having any type of spanner that fits the nuts.
Then going out to buy a socket set finding that Screwfix don't have the one you want, only one that might work.
Getting back home to find that it doesn't work.
Is there a leak or is it a weird condensation issue - who knows?

It's never condensation, my only tip is never disconnect the pan unless you have a new doughnut washer.

Dj 784 08-07-2018 05:12 PM

The queuing system in sports direct

Timbo 08-07-2018 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Skintagain (Post 14326493)
It's never condensation, my only tip is never disconnect the pan unless you have a new doughnut washer.

In case he gets hungry?

cantspell 08-07-2018 06:22 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Got this Scottish guy at work and had to work yesterday- ad today. He loves sending out negative stories about England fans so Iíve had 2004 hooligans in Croydon - the ikea story so was at work today and about half and hour before I left., I said guess what Gary and he said what so repeated again so he asked me again and so I said itís coming home - rest of office pissed themselves & he wasnít happy. [emoji23]

FORZA SELHURST 08-07-2018 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Skintagain (Post 14326493)
It's never condensation, my only tip is never disconnect the pan unless you have a new doughnut washer.

You got one of those japanese toilets skinty?

the digger 08-07-2018 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14326292)
I do apologise me ole flower,in future I shall use the term excavator:p:p

Thank you.

the digger 08-07-2018 08:13 PM

Companies that advertise the fact that they offer customers their statutory rights, as though they're a selling point.

gossip girl 08-07-2018 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14326570)
I said guess what Gary and he said what so repeated again so he asked me again and so I said itís coming home - rest of office pissed themselves

You sound like quite the raconteur.

Maz 08-07-2018 08:25 PM

:D


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