I do not know if there is a sad tale behind why, so without having dig at him, you will be comforted to know that despite years of happy marriage there are no sprogs.

Thats good. Sadly i suspect other similar feckwits with the same mindset to pass down will still be able to breed. Copiously usually, unfortunately for the world.

I do apologise me ole flower,in future I shall use the term excavator:p:p

Trying to dismantle a toilet to identify if it has a leak and not having any type of spanner that fits the nuts.
Then going out to buy a socket set finding that Screwfix don't have the one you want, only one that might work.
Getting back home to find that it doesn't work.
Is there a leak or is it a weird condensation issue - who knows?

Have you moved to Coney Hall?

:supergrin:

The current use of the word “Smarts” in advertising

Is it fully shutting off after you flush and it fills back up? Sometimes they get a bit of crap in the joint or the ball leaks. Not real crap you understand.

Maybe someone's pissing on the floor and not telling you.

If all else fails, nip up to Scotchland as I’m sure Elgs will have several eBay bogs in his garage

Garages ;)

It's never condensation, my only tip is never disconnect the pan unless you have a new doughnut washer.

The queuing system in sports direct

In case he gets hungry?

Things that annoy you
 

Got this Scottish guy at work and had to work yesterday- ad today. He loves sending out negative stories about England fans so I’ve had 2004 hooligans in Croydon - the ikea story so was at work today and about half and hour before I left., I said guess what Gary and he said what so repeated again so he asked me again and so I said it’s coming home - rest of office pissed themselves & he wasn’t happy. [emoji23]

You got one of those japanese toilets skinty?

Thank you.

Companies that advertise the fact that they offer customers their statutory rights, as though they're a selling point.

You sound like quite the raconteur.

:D