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WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-11-2015 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky (Post 12651494)
Dick heads setting fireworks off in the middle of the night, why wait until 11pm or midnight to do this, it gets dart at 6pm you cnuts

Some people work shifts.

SA Eagle 05-11-2015 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12650949)
People who stand at urinals and fart as loudly as possible, before prosecuting said fart until you can virtually hear the bubbles that must soon be on the end of it if they don't stop.

People complaining about people farting in toilets? Whatever next?

SA Eagle 05-11-2015 11:43 PM

Ignorant tossers on rush hour trains who think their bag deserves a seat of its' own. I always make a point of making them move it so I can sit there.

JJ 06-11-2015 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12652046)
People complaining about people farting in toilets? Whatever next?

It's not the act of farting itself, it's the prolonging of it to the point of bubbles bit.

kayjay 06-11-2015 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12652131)
It's not the act of farting itself, it's the prolonging of it to the point of bubbles bit.

An art I've mastered from years of training. :hi:

elgin eagle 07-11-2015 01:23 PM

Putting stuff at the back of your garage which you knew you'd need but still bloody put ot there anyway. Then burying it with stuff you will never ever need.

DocSavage 07-11-2015 01:44 PM

BLUE JEANS

ok not such a problem tight on pretty girls

but otherwise - - - get a pair of overalls

danpalace07 07-11-2015 03:29 PM

BT Sports. Absolute dogshite, could they be more patronising to Bournemouth? The BBC managed it as well last night in the Salford City match

glenn.f 07-11-2015 03:56 PM

Sellotape, what a pain in the arse they can be when you lose the end.

Aguila Lakes 07-11-2015 04:05 PM

Like Sellotape, CLINGFILM. Who invented this s**t? Ends get stuck on the roll and can never get the film out without unraveling half the barstard.

PALACEWU 07-11-2015 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 12653468)
BLUE JEANS

ok not such a problem tight on pretty girls

but otherwise - - - get a pair of overalls

Errr, what? What are overalls? Like a plumbers onesie? That's more acceptable over wearing what every other person wears and has done for decades?

Chocky 07-11-2015 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 12653635)
Errr, what? What are overalls? Like a plumbers onesie? That's more acceptable over wearing what every other person wears and has done for decades?

Perhaps he's a Dexy's Midnight Runners fan.

DocSavage 07-11-2015 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 12653635)
Errr, what? What are overalls? Like a plumbers onesie? That's more acceptable over wearing what every other person wears and has done for decades?

yes that's just the problem

get some feckin imagination

Chocky 07-11-2015 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 12653704)
yes that's just the problem

get some feckin imagination

http://www.naxionspettacoli.it/wp-co...magination.jpg

cappuccinoeagle 07-11-2015 05:33 PM

Terry Wogan
Jonathan Ross could he be any more pleased with himself?
Chatshows

Jim Cannon 07-11-2015 05:40 PM

Leicester City

davech 07-11-2015 11:47 PM

Cricket scorecards on BBC Text.

Will they EVER grasp the fact that scores/numbers should be RIGHT-ALIGNED??

PhuketEagle 08-11-2015 09:04 AM

That poncy 'Who's doing the Dishes' TV 'show'. Just an excuse for a load of nobodies to eat out for about 3 days in some other old has-been's semi-famous person's bungalow. Worse than Constipation St & will probably run for as long unfortunately till ITV come up with a decent idea for a real show. Something unlikely. Switch channels NOW!

elgin eagle 08-11-2015 11:09 AM

The temperature of tomatoes inside a cheese and tomato toastie.

Adlerhorst 08-11-2015 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12654377)
The temperature of tomatoes inside a cheese and tomato toastie.

is this is a too hot thing as there is a solution?


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