:D

oops!

The Lift Moron.

Very large shopping centre. We had to wait quite a while before a lift came, we got in on level 1, to go down to the car park at level 4. We had a flat bed trolley of heavy shelving, so had no option but to get the lift.

Mad woman gets in the lift the same time, also with a full trolley, and says to us in a very indignant voice "I can't remember where I've parked my car - I've got no idea where it is - so I'm going to press every button!" and that she did.

Did she think we'd hold the lift for her on each floor while she got out and had a look round for her car or something? FFS! :veryangry

This year, to save them from tears, they're shopping from somewhere better.

And stand on the ******* right, do not **** about at the ticket barriers - you have the same ******* things at home ffs

Not if you're visiting from Cuba. :confused:

I don't generally condone violence, but in this case it would have been well deserved.

Back pain :(

It's awfully annoying isn't it!! Have been waking up with chronic UPPER back pain the last week or so. It's like I've taken a hiding with a baseball bat. God knows what it is. Leaves me alone after I'm up and about for a few hours.

How old is your mattress?

He sleeps in his car! :bash:

Not old and it's memory foam. I've had a bad chest infection over Christmas so wonder whether it is linked as I've been coughing incessantly at times especially at night.

This isn't my problem, I'm talking about those people who will quote post #1 in a thread, which is often long just to say "yes, I agree" or something similar quoting someone's reply to that is fine just not the entire original post

The c*nt who put his Christmas tree in the recycling cage WITH the baubles.

People that hang filled up poo bags on branches of trees which blow off and fall on your head on very windy days in rural locations.

Yeah, that sounds pretty annoying. Responsible to take the poo bag in the first place, not so responsible to play russian roulette with it.

Having shit in your eye for days on end. Can't get it out.

Poster was talking about europeans

More generally: central London tourists. Seems like they pack up their brain into their oversized backpacks and wander around in a daze, blocking all exits like fukkwitted morons.

A major bummer. Worst feeling i had was 'walking' down the street like a 90 yo man after a slipped disc. Frustrating and annoying.

Couple sitting in my row this season, never arrive on time.

Arrive as match kicks off, leave to the bar on 40 mins, back from bar when the match is on 56 mins (pies in their hands) and left at 81 mins.

FFS, we're here to watch football, can't you devote 90 mins to that once a fortnight and be less anxious to fill your stomachs.

Our row has little leg space, so it is literally an arse ache to get up 3-4 times per match to let them into the middle. They do apologise, but somehow that's even more annoying.

I presume you have advised them of your ire ?