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ChiswickEagle 21-08-2016 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13177832)
Going into my loft, and finding the light on, then asking the current Mrs Mushroom when was the last time she went into the loft?
She replies "at Christmas, when I put the decorations up there"

Which is quite ironic bearing in mind your user name

in-exile 21-08-2016 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by New LP (Post 13178418)
The ridiculously small size of Snickers bars, and putting them in a large wrapper doesn't make them any bigger.

The marathon bar has gone from 62.5g to 48g.....http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...DM_468x308.jpg

Stellavista 21-08-2016 11:34 PM

Hotel restaurant reviewers who describe the food as 'plentiful'. Listen, you fat f*cks, some idea of the quality might be a good idea, not the quantity you can stuff in your flabby holes.

wighteagle 22-08-2016 12:17 AM

Noble being interviewed by Sky after the Wet Sham game today when he started every reply with the words " Look, listen.........."

You irritating twat, Noble.

Payroll Legend 22-08-2016 12:56 PM

"IMHO"

What's the point.

strawberry mivi 22-08-2016 07:39 PM

The chubby bearded estate agent guy from the Purple Bricks advert is now a postman.
He was never an estate agent all along.
Grrr!

The one where he likes the painting of the other estate agent on a unicorn is my favourite advert.

CK 22-08-2016 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by woldinghameagle (Post 13172488)
Talksports overuse of the word "numpty".
In fact just talk sport generally.


That'll be the Brazil twat.
:wallbash:

CK 22-08-2016 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by New LP (Post 13178418)
The ridiculously small size of Snickers bars, and putting them in a large wrapper doesn't make them any bigger.

Trouble with getting older. Convincing them that " it was bigger when I was younger":D

danpalace07 23-08-2016 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by wighteagle (Post 13178807)
Noble being interviewed by Sky after the Wet Sham game today when he started every reply with the words " Look, listen.........."

You irritating twat, Noble.

and people want him playing for England

Hedgehog 23-08-2016 02:28 AM

Being home sick and the phone keeps ringing.

Edit... that is not home sick, but sick at home.

mroakley9 23-08-2016 02:30 AM

My need to be irrationally early to places. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I've rocked up to a uni lecture 40 minutes early and I live just across the road.

CT_Palace 23-08-2016 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13180829)
My need to be irrationally early to places. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I've rocked up to a uni lecture 40 minutes early and I live just across the road.

Were you hoping to meet the course swot to copy his/her homework before class started?

mroakley9 23-08-2016 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13180842)
Were you hoping to meet the course swot to copy his/her homework before class started?

Negative, it's just the thought of being late to places makes me horribly anxious so I'm pretty much forced to rock up annoyingly early to places otherwise I'd probably have a mental breakdown, particularly given my lack of sleep last night.

JJ 23-08-2016 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 13171214)
People - particularly sports presenters on the radio who are paid to talk for a living - who pronounce triathlon as 'triathalon'

It's bad enough that most Aussies can't pronounce the word maroon (they say "mar-own", to which I reply that if "oo" was meant to be pronounced in that moronic way, then one of the animals on their badge should be called a kangarow.) When their State of Origin thugby league nonsense is on, it's every other feckin' word.

But JJ really went ballistic during the 'lympics when they started talking about "slalom" re the canoeing, and pronounced it "slay-lom". I thought it was just one idiot doing it, only then the next day for someone else to do it. Ignorant f***wits.

Adlerhorst 23-08-2016 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13180829)
My need to be irrationally early to places. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I've rocked up to a uni lecture 40 minutes early and I live just across the road.

I love how you think being early was the major fault here.

Little Fozzie 24-08-2016 09:49 AM

Thameslink trains that have the automated announcements of all 50 stations the train is calling at between sutton and Luton. By the time it finishes we have left the next station and it starts again. What's even more annoying is the woman they got to read out the stations reads them all in the exact same irritating tone.

Oddjob 24-08-2016 09:50 AM

Anyone who counts down to an event using 'how many sleep's it is' until said event occurs.

thefox 24-08-2016 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13180829)
My need to be irrationally early to places. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I've rocked up to a uni lecture 40 minutes early and I live just across the road.

Is this a 'why did the chicken cross the road' joke for shrinks ?

Jim Cannon 24-08-2016 10:13 AM

Relegation threads
Going backwards thread
Pardew out threads
Not buying enough players threads

Jesus

art malice 24-08-2016 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13183545)
Anyone who counts down to an event using 'how many sleep's it is' until said event occurs.

Yep. Very narcolepticist.


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