Which is quite ironic bearing in mind your user name

The marathon bar has gone from 62.5g to 48g.....http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...DM_468x308.jpg

Hotel restaurant reviewers who describe the food as 'plentiful'. Listen, you fat f*cks, some idea of the quality might be a good idea, not the quantity you can stuff in your flabby holes.

Noble being interviewed by Sky after the Wet Sham game today when he started every reply with the words " Look, listen.........."

You irritating twat, Noble.

"IMHO"

What's the point.

The chubby bearded estate agent guy from the Purple Bricks advert is now a postman.
He was never an estate agent all along.
Grrr!

The one where he likes the painting of the other estate agent on a unicorn is my favourite advert.

That'll be the Brazil twat.
:wallbash:

Trouble with getting older. Convincing them that " it was bigger when I was younger":D

and people want him playing for England

Being home sick and the phone keeps ringing.

Edit... that is not home sick, but sick at home.

My need to be irrationally early to places. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I've rocked up to a uni lecture 40 minutes early and I live just across the road.

Were you hoping to meet the course swot to copy his/her homework before class started?

Negative, it's just the thought of being late to places makes me horribly anxious so I'm pretty much forced to rock up annoyingly early to places otherwise I'd probably have a mental breakdown, particularly given my lack of sleep last night.

It's bad enough that most Aussies can't pronounce the word maroon (they say "mar-own", to which I reply that if "oo" was meant to be pronounced in that moronic way, then one of the animals on their badge should be called a kangarow.) When their State of Origin thugby league nonsense is on, it's every other feckin' word.

But JJ really went ballistic during the 'lympics when they started talking about "slalom" re the canoeing, and pronounced it "slay-lom". I thought it was just one idiot doing it, only then the next day for someone else to do it. Ignorant f***wits.

I love how you think being early was the major fault here.

Thameslink trains that have the automated announcements of all 50 stations the train is calling at between sutton and Luton. By the time it finishes we have left the next station and it starts again. What's even more annoying is the woman they got to read out the stations reads them all in the exact same irritating tone.

Anyone who counts down to an event using 'how many sleep's it is' until said event occurs.

Is this a 'why did the chicken cross the road' joke for shrinks ?

Relegation threads
Going backwards thread
Pardew out threads
Not buying enough players threads

Jesus

Yep. Very narcolepticist.