Currently the BBS

What about people who point out other grimmer (sic) errors? ;-)

People who use the ! for no reason in text messages or emails.

People who pay for their drinks in the pub by card.

The X Factor. Kind of encapsulates all that's wrong with our modern society. Cowell truely is the devil incarnate and his garish show is the total antithesis of creativity and real musical talent. It makes me feel very uncomfortable that young people watch and aspire to some of these characters.

Who carries actual money around these days?

Who doesn't?

The suggested team thread being started two weeks before the next game.

Me, and everyone I know

People who hand over cash and wait for change in the pub, rather than using contactless cards.

Or spend ages seeing if they have exact change, which they invariable don't, so then have to find a note instead, and then wait for change.

There are very few things I use cash for these days. Palace programmes, holidays, popup food stalls etc... that's about it.

People who moan about poor presentation of food. Get your priorities right FFS

Cabaye

Shouldn't that be

People who use the ! for no reason in text messages or emails !!

Spurs,AFC Bournemouth and that bloke in the Holmesdale Lower,probably Block E, who shouted "Pardew Out!" early in the first half.

That was probably me. Though I used other words than Out.

^^^^Student.

He sits right behind me. Turns up to every home game so pissed he can hardly stand, and sure as night follows day, he'll start in on either the way the team is playing, or more likely on Pardew. If the sun is shining in his eyes and he can't follow the game, you can bet that before long he'll be calling Pardew a c**t because he hasn't arranged to make the Main Stand high enough to block out the glare...

My mate and I have a regular bet on how long it will be before he starts slagging either Pardew or the team off. Right now his record of keeping quiet before launching into his first rant of the afternoon stands at a mighty 12 minutes.

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion about the club, but Jeeze, if you hate it so much why do you come every week?

You and your mate are absolute chaps by the sounds of it

People who get to a till in any shop/bar/pub and don't have either their cash or card ready to pay immediately and fumble around for 30 seconds trying to find it. It's hardly like it can come as a bloody surprise.