Sounds like a car place? Maybe rental?

The Manchesta Derby and the sky sports wank fest that accompanies it.

Wankers.

I red lined me when the tossers asked Pards about it in yesterdfays press conference, he should've asked if they were going to ask Pep and Jose what their thoughts on Middlesboro vs Palace were. Twats

The Guardiola chant which means Glad all Over will now start being associated with Man City instead of us.

Need to adapt ours to Pardsallover.:afro:

People who leave all their shit in a shopping trolley when they put it back in the trolley park. Inconsiderate c*nts.

Streams that freeze seemingly at every key moment.

Fords sat nav and in car phone system that's impossible to use with a wank manual that is wrong.

Guardiola will be gone in a couple of years.

Glad All Over will ALWAYS be ours :lux:

.....Always be ours :lux:

Getting e-mail birthday wishes from my bank, credit card company and my dentist.

How fricking insincere are they???

Happy birthday

Delaying MOTD for the ******* Proms.

Land of ope n glory guv:p

:D

Get your prostate checked out mate :p

Use of the words 'fricking' or 'freaking'. If you're going to swear ******* swear properly you ****.

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Add to that 'feck'.

Very good. :)

People who start a sentence with "so". It's the middle class equivalent of innit.