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the drexciyan 04-02-2015 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12223727)
I had just finished watching Neighbours when footage appeared on the TV of a plane smashing into one of the Twin Towers. Then spent the next few hours sat there glued to it. Completely took my mind off Mrs Mangle's chlamydia scare after her one night stand with Bouncer.

Yeah, the cover story was Jane Mangel, but Bouncer terrorised that family with his sexual demands.

ConCPFC 05-02-2015 09:39 AM

The rite of passage that every pregnant woman in London must wear one of those buttons which say 'baby on board' within the underground logo.

Moe Lester 05-02-2015 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12224928)
The rite of passage that every pregnant woman in London must wear one of those buttons which say 'baby on board' within the underground logo.

Bit harsh. If people weren't such inconsiderate rude sh1t heads on the tube they wouldn't have to. It's not a rite of passage but it's probably a help if they get to sit down. Why people wouldn't want to be a help is beyond me.

Santos-er 05-02-2015 09:54 AM

The word "tekkers". Don't know where the **** it came from, what the **** it means, but it annoys the crap out of me. Must be something to do with Chelsea.

Precocious.Moi? 05-02-2015 09:57 AM

Soccer AM

Chocky 05-02-2015 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Santos-er (Post 12224943)
The word "tekkers". Don't know where the **** it came from, what the **** it means, but it annoys the crap out of me. Must be something to do with Chelsea.

Shit way of saying 'technique' or 'technical ability'. :)


Gooders 05-02-2015 10:12 AM

Took a very rare trip to Stansted in the middle of the night - cheeky feckers charge you to drop someone off at the terminal. :grrr:

Chocky 05-02-2015 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12224029)
Biggins was in a 70's porn film called the Sex Thief, I have seen the hardcore copy, it featured Diane Keen sticking her little finger up Gareth Hunt's arse.

And there was me wondering which DVD to watch with my old Mum this evening.

art malice 05-02-2015 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12224029)
Biggins was in a 70's porn film called the Sex Thief, I have seen the hardcore copy, it featured Diane Keen sticking her little finger up Gareth Hunt's arse. It seems you can only download the softcore version now :(

Ironically, Diane Keen later went on to star in Rings on their Fingers

Brett 05-02-2015 10:16 AM

Today, mostly annoyed by sensationalist and deeply irreponsible reporting.

Example; bus strike armageddon all over the news despite the fact that tonnes of busses are operating normally.

Result; civil panic, every bugger in their car and complete gridlock on the road.

:veryangry

TopKnot 05-02-2015 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12224928)
The rite of passage that every pregnant woman in London must wear one of those buttons which say 'baby on board' within the underground logo.

its not a rite of passage, its a neccessity so that wankers don't shove into them in rush hour. If I had the choice between the safety of my unborn child and some suit on the tube's newpaper reading space, I'm pretty sure I know which one I'd go for.

cpfcfly 05-02-2015 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12224283)
Clubs that employ sad ***** to sit behind the goal and wave big **** off flags when their team scores. Arsenal, Chelsea and... Bolton. Why???

This. Completely this. Annoys the crap out of me. A lot of clubs do it these days before the match too.

The other thing is the Army guys before an international match at Wembley. Ok unveiling the flag is cool, but parading it round the pitch? Seriously?

viking's no1 05-02-2015 10:41 AM

Stevie G's birthday

Jim Cannon 05-02-2015 10:46 AM

Anthem Jackets. It's a tracksuit top. Shut up.

WorthingEagle 05-02-2015 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12221459)

Fella on the other hand is totally mockney and gets right up my nose particularly when used to address someone......alright fella? Piss off you Danny Dyer mockney wannabe!

Nothing personal dude....

Surfer / Bill & Ted / Ninja Turtles wannabe...;)

WorthingEagle 05-02-2015 11:08 AM

Brendan Rodgers' goal celebration. Typically smug.

Chocky 05-02-2015 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12225000)
Stevie G's birthday

Don't you know "it's their year!".

Bloody SSN this morning going on about how he's on course for a special birthday on cup final day. Piss off.

Wolfnipplechips 05-02-2015 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WorthingEagle (Post 12225016)
Surfer / Bill & Ted / Ninja Turtles wannabe...;)

Correct.:D

Wolfnipplechips 05-02-2015 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12225000)
Stevie G's birthday

Remind me.......when is it?

viking's no1 05-02-2015 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12225408)
Remind me.......when is it?

It's every year.


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