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elgin eagle 02-03-2015 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12271016)
Ballbags, quim, custard piss flaps, bosoms, white wee wees.

When does a payable bill expire?

Fanny batter.

:D

When its owed by QPR?

Joe85 03-03-2015 02:30 AM

The name Team GB.

danpalace07 03-03-2015 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12271195)
The paucity of naked Theresa May pictures on the interweb.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/...14/07/may1.jpg

Expect an invoice to pay for the counselling I will need to get over this picture and the thought of her naked that followed

Gooders 03-03-2015 07:19 AM

The FA

GorBlimey 03-03-2015 08:17 AM

Ed Milliband.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

Far East Eagle 03-03-2015 08:35 AM

David Cameron.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

DryRubber 03-03-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12271436)
Ed Milliband.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

You could have just said Labour and leave it at that.

little al 03-03-2015 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12271450)
David Cameron.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

He is doing a great job at the moment.

ChiswickEagle 03-03-2015 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12271450)
David Cameron.

The c*nt has never had a job outside politics yet believes he can lead us to the promised land.

Just f*ck right off!

He has.

Far East Eagle 03-03-2015 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12271512)
He has.

working for the Tory party then an advisor to Lamont?

viking's no1 03-03-2015 09:32 AM

Have you seen what Cameron's doing with middle schools at the moment as a direct result of one of his government's laws that wasn't thought through? Millions wasted as middle schools fight for their existence. Cameron and David Laws make me angry.

Far East Eagle 03-03-2015 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12271552)
Have you seen what Cameron's doing with middle schools at the moment as a direct result of one of his government's laws that wasn't thought through? Millions wasted as middle schools fight for their existence. Cameron and David Laws make me angry.

He is a complete piece of shit, if this doesn't annoy you then nothing will:

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...psdvptoxa8.jpg

ChiswickEagle 03-03-2015 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12271532)
working for the Tory party then an advisor to Lamont?

He worked for a TV company in a PR role.

art malice 03-03-2015 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12271512)
He has.

Led us to the promised land?

chrisophiex 03-03-2015 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12270489)
Why are they in stupid fonts then and divvy pictures a lot of the time?? :rolleyes:

So they don't scare the baby....

glenn.f 03-03-2015 08:15 PM

Potato picking machines lumbering along at 15mph ignoring laybys despite the sodding great queue behind him for 4 miles.....was bloody starving as well.

Vintage Eagle 03-03-2015 09:33 PM

:rolleyes: Sorry, but bloody dog owners. I have nothing what so ever against dogs and wish them no harm . . . BUT I do not want them near me, slobbering, jumping up at me, humping my leg . . . feeling I have to be polite and stroke them, while the owner tells me that this snarling beast is actually pleased to see me and wishes me no harm. Keep the bastard away, lock it in another room!

Salad_Burnet 03-03-2015 09:41 PM

Condescending pricks who hold the door for you for too long.

If I wanted to walk with you the rest of the way, I'd've shouted, 'wait up!'. I didn't.

Makes me want to walk as slowly as possible and make them wait. That should wipe the smug grins off their faces.

CT_Palace 03-03-2015 10:47 PM

Losing games that we could have won or got a draw :grrr:


oh and ******* shyte refs.

cupid stunt 03-03-2015 11:13 PM

Zany street fundraisers with their wacky facial expressions and movements to appear fun and approachable. GET OUT OF MY ******* WAY WEASEL FACE OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH YOUR "I LOVE LONDON" BIRO.


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