DIY, I hate decorating.

What is it with people, I tried 5 stalls in Sainsbury the other day and couldn't bring myself to use any of them, Two seats with a bit of shit on them and all over the pan. Two with piss on them and the other was just rank all round. Pity the poor bastard that has to clean that up every ******* day. I tried to fathom the shit on the seat, I would guess they don't actually sit on the seat and try to hover shit, I just cannot see how it gets on to it! Probably spent too much time standing there thinking what the ****, nearly broke my neck hanging on to it until I got home.

Yep. Every time we play them should be seen as an opportunity to humiliate them further.

Absolutely. Get the job done then take players off.

always baffled me when I went into a loo and there was crusty shite on the top bit of the seat. How the hell does it get there. Then I watched 'Way of the Dragon' a few years ago and the penny dropped.

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BBC and all of its sanctimonious employees

"Carrie Gracie has said she resigned as the BBC's China editor because she could not "collude" in a policy of "unlawful pay discrimination".

She quit, citing pay inequality with male international editors earning more than her £135,000-a-year salary.

She said she had refused a £45,000 rise as it still left a "big gap" between her and her male counterparts when all she wanted was to be "made equal"."

I'd be impressed if she took a wage cut cause she's hugely overpaid and cossetted in a nothing job paid for from public purse (by me!!!)

Coutinho or more accurately his transfer dominating the Sky Transfer news reports

I didn't care about him when he was at Liverpool so why should I give a flying **** now he's at Barcelona?

People that believe everything transfer wise that's written in red top papers and use it to have a pop at our club - fools .

Someone could write that f--king half sheep half zebras are being dropped down from outer space with the intention of stuffing our homan arses with stinging nettles and people would believe them - fools.

When do they arrive? Need to clear my diary.

Travelling on buses

Brighton And Hove Albion FC , obviously

The amount of Palace fans who "didn't care" if we lost last night as the Premier League is more important.

Talk about falling for the Sky sales pitch about the "greatest league in the world" (c)

No point. They are horses, more milk from cows.
BTW, it is Friesian in the dairy this morning.

I don’t think anyone genuinely ‘didn’t care’, it’s just that staying in the PL is more important than beating Brighton reserves with our reserves in a 3rd round cup game in front of a half empty stadium. You only need to see what’s happened because of that game to realise why. Schlupp and Andros our for a while by the sounds of it. Should have played a full 2nd string

You sh!t pennies? Try holding on for another day and you could end up with pound coins.

HEAR HEAR. Nealy gave me a heart attack going on and on about Coutinho in SPAIN. had to go outside and watch the grass growing

Stephen Mulherne and everything he appeas on.

1. If there is now a time when Palace don't want to compete in the FA Cup and would prefer to finish 17th, I'm out.
2. We shouldn't have played a reserve team - this is a cup competition we're capable of winning.
3. Half empty stadium? So what? I don't care if one man and his dog turn up, Palace should be trying to win.
4. The injuries are misleading - yes, they hurt the squad but that's not the fault of last night: that's the fault of FIVE summer transfer windows wasted and not strengthening the squad.

People saying we should be concentrating on staying in the PL? Well sure, but we're ******* FIVE years in now and making the same mistakes with an unbalanced squad, meaning the one chance we have of actually winning something has to be sacrificed so we can finish 17th and the CLUB can pocket hundreds of millions and build a shiny new stadium? What bullshit.

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Waking up with a sore arse stuffed with stinging nettles by a half sheep, half zebra

Let it all out son. Let it all out