So the bags are easier to open if you leave it till the end? :rolleyes: Moving the items twice takes longer not opening the f*cking bags in the first place. They should create self service till areas based on IQ.

No it doesn't.
One smooth movement is much quicker than scanning it, putting it down and then packing.

Must be a whoosh? Moving something once then having to move it again to pack it clearly takes more time than moving and packing it in one motion, that's pretty basic.

Men arguing over the best way to pack their shopping. Just wrong

every time the wife and I go shopping, I try and throw the shopping is bags as quickly as possible, while she has 3 or 4 bags on the go and splits it into fruit and veg, and tins, and cleaning stuff - we argue about it every time

Staff on the till in Aldi and the speed that they put the items through the till, its like their trying to break some sort of world record or something

16 Pot Noodles and 6 boxes of Kleenex.

"So are you looking forward to seeing bugger all you stupid sad no life hippy f*ckwitt?"

If you are a man, surely you leave the food shop with a haunch of venison over one shoulder, a hindquarters of Dexter beef on the other and a side of lamb hanging from your teeth?

In such a situation, where the hell are you supposed to stash your quiche?

Staff on any supermarket till asking "would you like help with packing" I'm a man I can do it ffs.......................

Men can't pack shopping.

Solar Eclipses that are always covered in cloud.

Just don't go too fecking fast!!!!!:)

If I ever go shopping....FFS dog and bark yourself and all that!....I chuck it all in the trolley and pack it into bags at the car, so not holding up the pro's..

Sorry, I'm with your wife on this one. Take your own heavy duty bags, Open them in the trolley, pack stuff into the appropriate bags. Not hard.
I'm not generally keen on online grocery shopping, so the Mrs writes me a list, and I do the shop.

I do all the shopping for my house. I hate it but I'm the only driver and get no help. Bags and bags of stuff. So much so I'm on hello terms with f*cking shelf stacking staff in 4 supermarkets. I also put the stuff away when I get in so f*ck what bag they go into.

In return I will not wash up. Well yes I do if its a couple of plates but other than that no. I HATE shopping and I never ever see any other bloke on their own in supermarkets unless they're buying 16 Pot Noodles and wanking socks.

I don't enjoy it but, like you, I'm the only driver. The Mrs has a license, but no sense of direction or spatial awareness, so her getting behind the wheel would simply be an unintentional Death Race 2000.

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Do for some things, but I'm not having some spotty warehouse work experience teenager choosing my fresh produce. As you were.