:D

I should have said pop ups blocked is enabled

I'm sure it's been said, but anyone who starts a sentence with "I'm not being funny but..."

This is invariably followed by something which clearly is trying to be funny, or something which could never be described as remotely funny to begin with.

Mates girlfriends.
Unnecessary kissing hello/goodbye

The media hype around ANY England game

110%. As in: "The lads gave it 110%".

Lets say it was possible to give 110%, why stop there? What about giving it 120%, 150% or even 176%.

One from yesterday.......daughter booked hire car with child seat. Forget the fact that it took 45 mins to get seen, due to there only being one woman at the counter who encountered a stroppy woman before us. (Ok dont ask why the two out the back doing bugger all did not step in but that would show a little Customer Service I have given up expecting that, I had assumed they were not trained but nope one was the manager (sorry wrong word any decent manager would have sorted it way earlier))
Anyway that might of annoyed me a little but it was trumped when they came out with car set hired for £30 (dont go there) and placed it next to car. No sir we dont fit it in we are not allowed. So you charge for hire but do not fit, ok have you got instructions to fit seat. Had they no, so they go get another seat with instructions, (no that was broken) Third seat arrives two screaming kids , stressed daughter now running 90 minutes late, no instructions. At which point I was ready to scream. However it eventually was fitted. Dont give me Health Safety some law or other it would be more unsafe if it was not fitted properly.

What annoys me the lack of Customer Care and Service shown by some firms.

People say a million percent and a million and one percent. Stupid bastards.

People who get annoyed about cheese. :)

But it's a load of old bollocks surely? If there really was a serious risk they would take everyone's phones off them at check in or security, turn them off and give them back to you at your destination. How they would do that I don't know but they'd have to if it really was a problem. Some stewardess after she was allowed to leave her seat came and told me to stop taking photos out of the window after take off. How many videos are there on You Tube of passengers filming take offs and landing on various devices? Thousands. Not seen any Air Crash Investigations on TV of any aircraft being brought down because someone is playing Angry Birds yet.

It's all bollocks.

People that are simply unable to keep to their side of a single track road. **** me you take your life in your hands every time you go out around here these days.

Learn how to drive you absolute ******* muppets! :grrr:

Do as you're told. :hi:

I rarely listen to music stations but I've had the misfortune to tune in to Christian O'Connell who, along with his sycophantic posse (didn't that shit die out 20 years ago?) seems to find anything a celebrity guest says side splittingly hilarious.

O'Connell: "So, Noel Gallagher, do you ever use public transport?"
Noel Gallagher "I always use the tube"
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

O'Connell: "Dave Grohl's in the studio, Dave, how are you finding the UK?"
Dave Grohl: "Yeah, it's cool I guess"
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

Bob Geldof: "It's been a shit year. First Peaches, now thousands dying in Africa from ebola and nobody caring."
O'Connell "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

****.

How I spent 16 years of my life ignoring hip-hop. I'm making an effort this week to get into it and there's some good stuff out there. Stereotypes are bad.

I said similar earlier on in the thread.

They are all complete tossers.

Oh I do, I wouldn't want the flight to have to make an emergency landing. "This is your captain speaking, brace brace brace because some wanker is on the BBS" :D

Foldy-bike ****wits
Umbrella arseholes
Big bag bastards
I don't have to queue qunts
Anyone who gets on my train at Catford Bridge

Things that annoy you
 

People with clipboards in town centres.

And on a slightly similar note, people that hover.

I work outside and members of the public often pass by with the odd "good morning" or the classically hilarious "you've missed a bit!"

These interactions are fine with me. Water off a duck's back. What is annoying is when people stop dead in their tracks, right in the middle of where you are working, and just stare. Not say anything, but watch. Now that my friends, is VERY annoying.

People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

I do that Barb,just in case I need space to make a quick break out getaway