Busy Lizzie?

Has anyone mentioned The Hive adverts yet?

For the love of god just stop please.

Betty Swollocks in the summer.

The price of used cars these days.

The equivalent model/year/mileage of a car I bought in 2006 for £9k will set me back £15k now. WTF? How do these wankers get away with that kind of bollocks, given the shit state of the economy?

I know the answer to that actually, yet again it's the result of "want it all, want it all now" ******* spending beyond their means with all that PCP crap, rather than saving up / getting a proper loan. Dickheads.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/cd2684e9...7xtao3_540.jpg
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Top top.

As in

"top top player"
"Top top club"
"Top top manager"

Top top bollocks.

Jamie Redknapp has a lot to answer for

In that last pic with Ben Elton & the banjo, is that Jose Mourinho looking depressed @ the Jobcentre?

Why would you "save up" or take out a loan though if PCP works out cheaper than either? I get a new car every two years with no deposit as there is always equity on the one I am trading in, with reasonable payments and no hassle when getting rid of the car.

Am I a Dickhead?

As does the sperm that emerged from his father all those years ago...

Dangerous question to ask on the BBS...

I realised that as soon as I hit "submit reply" :)

Sharepoint

:lux::lux::lux:"top top b*ll*cks":lux::lux::lux:

and i-Manage.

Noticing things that remind me I'm getting older.

For instance, I just realised that if Julian Speroni doesn't play this season, then it will be the first season of my Palace supporting career that every player to make an appearance is younger than me.

It's something you get used to.......

Copying tables from Excel into Word. I'm mean for ****s sake, you're made by the same bloody people, stop being a twat to me

Ahh the Office family.

Which reminds me - being asked "Sounds good. Can you just put that in a slide pack for me. No more than four"

When did work become all slides, slides, slides?