I don't get annoyed by emojis in general, I quite like them however this �� gets on my tits. As do ones that come through to my phone as the constitute parts rather than the actual emoji, and I can't work out what they mean.

Ironically the �� above isn't showing. It's the ok hand sign whatsit.

People that use # on anything other than Twitter. Not everyone uses Twitter, for a good reason, its shit.
#Wankers

I think Palace's away shirt this season is a top top top.

A Top top top in top tumps?

The sight of David Cameron on my TV
The sight of Boris Johnson on my TV
Chris Grayling
People who want to relax Britain's gun laws

Getting to division 2 in Fifa 16, then somehow losing enough games on the trot to get relegated 5 divisions, with the same team.
The game is rigged - is Blatter a coder for EA?

Bolasie must've been out for ages.

Got IF Bolasie, scores loads if you rest him every 2 games

The name 'Nick Gusset'. Especially the gusset bit. And I've said it again.

That's enough worcester(shire) sauce thank you.

Still annoying me - the people who wait on platform 10 at London Bridge for the train after mine. There's still 10mins before this one leaves. I assume there's at least 20-25mins before yours. Stop huddling round the doors and stopping us getting on.

people who want to talk to you about work during your lunch break, especially while you are eating your lunch.

Potholes. There should be truck that drives round all day fixing the feckers.

My daughters school insists on using pop songs and cheesy feel good videos at any and every function I have attend there. Just stop it.

Had that today. Newspaper open , bbs on the laptop, sandwiches on the desk. "Are you having your lunch?" "Of course I ******* am! Are you ******* blind?"

They should be shot.

Tell me about it - there's a road I cycle down on my way home from work that's like a ******* minefield. Thank God it's now light enough in the evenings to spot them easily, it was a nightmare when it was dark before 5pm

I remember watching Bostock play for us at colchester and realising I was older than him and I will never be a professional footballer. Therefore, I would like to add reality to the list.

Yep. I think Teddy Sheringham was the last player I saw who was older than me...

The road to the station car park is like a russian motorway, bloody holes everywhere. I reckon the council are getting kickbacks from the tyre repair places to do nothing about them.