Adding to their kickback from KwikFit for speed hump exhaust pipe damage.

Adele.
Poor man's Winehouse and the next divaish Essex bird to be exposed Gemma Collins style.

Essex?

She's from Tottenham, a stones throw from Enfield.

She's from West Norwood! (Raised)

How true this is. I've started an offline career with myself up front. Much more rewarding and less stressful.

She said Tottenham the other night, can't stand her so never Googled it.

Edit. I did

Early life
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins was born on 5 May 1988 in Tottenham, London, the daughter of an English mother, Penny Adkins, and a Welsh father, Mark Evans.[20] Evans left when Adele was two, leaving her mother to raise her.[21][22] She began singing at age four and asserts that she became obsessed with voices.[23][24] Growing up, Adele spent most of her time singing rather than reading; the last book she read was Roald Dahl's Matilda when she was six years old.[25] In 1997, at the age of nine, Adele and her mother, who by then had found work as a furniture maker and an adult-learning activities organiser, relocated to Brighton on the south coast of England.[26]

In 1999, two years later, she and her mother moved back to London; first to Brixton, and then to neighbouring district West Norwood, in south London.[27] West Norwood is the subject for Adele's first record, "Hometown Glory", which she wrote and composed in 2004, when she was 16.[28] Adele graduated from the BRIT School for Performing Arts & Technology in Croydon in May 2006,[29] where she was a classmate of Leona Lewis and Jessie J.[5][30] Adele credits the school with nurturing her talent[31] even though, at the time, she was more interested in going into A&R and hoped to launch other people's careers.[5]

She's still a fat miserable ****.

Boring SHIT.

So is she.

This is so annoying :veryangry

That's what I meant Little Alan. Can't stand her miserable bollocks.

Whoosh you dopey bastard.

David Buik.

Appointed mouthpiece of the City of London.

That's soooo random!

No it's not, at best it a coincidence you ****.

You shouldn't have sent her to William McKinley High.

Mind you in the 70's it was all Grease, Abba and Fame....

Today I annoy me. Got to the car, no keys. Left them in the office, and my wife's out tonight. Might make it home by 9.30 if I am lucky

Anachronisms in writing. I'm reading A Brief History of Seven Killings, set in Jamaica 1976. At one point the author gives the expression, 'So last year' to one of the characters. I am pretty sure that is a 21st century expression or at the very least, late 1990s. At another juncture, he has one character use the term 'chillax' which I did check up on. Chillax is most certainly not 1976. Hard to take the rest of the writing seriously (it is a good book for all that) with that.

The lollipop lady at the bottom of Borstal Hill in Whitstable.

Do you know where she helps to usher the kid's across the road? On a Pelican f*cking crossing :confused:

What is the point in that? She just presses the button and when the red lights come up, she walks out all purposeful and stands there waving the kid's across.

The f*cking kid's could press the button and probably get the hump because they can't any more :grrr:

No she quite often carries on after the lights have changed - was late for the dentist last time I went down there in the morning