easy, easy, easy.

Whats all that about anyway?

The sound when the washing machine has finished.

BEEP BEEP BEEP....

Back in the day it was forgetting to take the washing out and only realising the following day because after the cycle finished it didn't go BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Typical problem, with the youth of today. Fvck, I hate kids.

Think yourself lucky chris sophie x The bastard we picked up from york on ebay before man city plays a bleedin' opera when its finished. Surprised it doesn't take a fecking bow as well. Its only washed some clothes ffs :)

where's the sledgehammer? :veryangry


PS. I think I know why the bloke in York was selling it.

We tried to find a way to turn it off but it wasn't having any of it. At least the dishwasher does what it should do without any poncy 'look at me' nonsense.

Insurance companies offering free toys for signing up. What do I want a toy for , I'm a single adult male and the cost of these toys would just be added to my premium. I want to smelt all the Brian robots in a furnace

Wait till your older than the referees:sob:

Just shouts: "Am I doin' the dryin' again as well as per usual!!" ?

:D It's enough to make you think twice about doing a wash ! Turn those underpants inside out..... :)

That takes me back. 'You wash, i'll dry' :) Never understood why some manky dishcloth would somehow put less germs back on the plate than just leaving them to dry naturally :confused:

It plays 'two tribes' when its washing my clothes :eek:

Its not the insurance companies offering them its the comparison websites who get a percentage of the premium you pay if you go through their sites. You would think therefore go to the company direct and the premium will be cheaper that does not seem to work very often in my experience. To get your custom they go cheaper on comparison sites (that annoys me)

:D

Subway calling their workers 'Sandwich Artists'. They're not ******* artists, they get paid to put meatballs onto my ******* sandwich and they can barely even do that properly.

Insomnia

My new mobile which can't ever find an internet signal. So those 'free LINE calls' are just a waste of time & button-pressing frustrating frenzies! (Take your medication now - Ed.)

Of course.

Being really nervous before the game today when we should be safe by now. Ditto Tuesday.