Raheem Sterling's ridiculous Mungo Jerry look.

Oi I'll have you know that Mungo Jerry is a great bloke. Saw him in concert last summer. Came on at 1 in the morning and rocked till 3.:p:lux: At the Jazz Festival in Bansko, Bulgaria. Great night.


Bet you Raheem doesn't have that stamina:p

I just have to add this:afro::afro::afro:

Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

This one annoys me more :lux:

:D

:lux:

Fair play

Twat was a tad harsh maybe. He just grates on me that's all.

Does he ever play in the winter time?

The fact that he's currently appearing in Bulgarian jazz festivals in the early hours suggests that he'll literally play anytime/anywhere.

Lineker. MOTD is barely watchable with his mob winning every ******* week these days

Is it just me or has one of the recent updates of iOS turned the auto-correct function even more annoyingly random than it was before?

iOS trying to get me to upgrade to the latest version EVERY ******* DAY. I cant turn it off or decline, its a new Big Apple thing. I don't want to upgrade because every time I do I either hate the changes or it ****s up my phone/ipad

Palace kicking off bang smack in the middle of Mother's Day Sunday lunch.

Cheating scouse ***** and imcompetant officials.

Klopp. Him and his officials cheated Malaga now this. Dirty stinking scruffy bratwurst up his shitter c*nt. Have a wash and a shave you filthy kraut c*nt.

Post match threads.

Also Liverpool pricks.

Palace fans who say "we deserve to go down"

Liverpool fans who havent got the bollocks to reply to messages for the last 3 years and now all come out the woodwork to gloat. **** off you ******* pricks.

'We go again'

Rapidly overtaking 'parking the bus' as the most irritating phrase used in football.

People falling over themselves to give the most gushing tribute to their mum on Facebook.

One thing we can be certain of is that we all have mothers, and 98% of us (Eminem and a few others aside) love and cherish them but twatty social media users have to go further and bang on about 'their rock' and 'inspiration'

You love your mum, brilliant, that's as it should be, but give her a call, buy her card or send her flowers - putting those messages on FB is done as much (if not more) for your own benefit to gain the usual sycophantic attention as it is for your mother.