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Maz 08-03-2016 09:08 AM
Someone on here gave his ST to his mum on Sunday so she could go to the match,

Seemed like a wonderful act at the time.

cantspell 08-03-2016 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12863847)
People falling over themselves to give the most gushing tribute to their mum on Facebook.

One thing we can be certain of is that we all have mothers, and 98% of us (Eminem and a few others aside) love and cherish them but twatty social media users have to go further and bang on about 'their rock' and 'inspiration'

You love your mum, brilliant, that's as it should be, but give her a call, buy her card or send her flowers - putting those messages on FB is done as much (if not more) for your own benefit to gain the usual sycophantic attention as it is for your mother.
Both my sisters do a tribute to my dad who died 6 years ago - on his birthday, his anniversary, fathers day and more recently Christmas. They try to out do each other with longer poems and comments. Neither I or my 2 brothers do anything of the sort just remember him in own way.

Such tributes are not exclusive to my sisters either.

art malice 08-03-2016 09:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12863860)
Someone on here gave his ST to his mum on Sunday so she could go to the match,

Seemed like a wonderful act at the time.
:D

ElwissAtMemphis 08-03-2016 10:27 AM
I read that as STD at first. :eek:

PIE "N" MASH 08-03-2016 10:30 AM
My dog deciding my new motorbike gloves taste better than his dinner.£120 out is arse:veryangry:veryangry

Yoda 08-03-2016 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 12863971)
My dog deciding my new motorbike gloves taste better than his dinner.£120 out is arse:veryangry:veryangry
Is that 'out his arse'?

PIE "N" MASH 08-03-2016 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12863982)
Is that 'out his arse'?
Possibly, not sure after I tried to kick it back in him:sob:

catty 08-03-2016 04:46 PM
Women who refuse to help out in a group task as they are female so 'let the men do it'.

Nork1 08-03-2016 05:23 PM
The media obsession with a foreign election. Our own election didn't get anywhere near this amount of coverage 8 months before it happened as the US one is getting here and I bet the US news didn't give a shit about it either.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-03-2016 05:41 PM
Too much choice. It does my fecking head in. Wanted to buy a leather messenger bag online and it ended up taking me fecking hours to decide which one I wanted due to there being thousands of the bastards.

art malice 08-03-2016 06:53 PM
Fvcking Coral ads with the blonde woman and the fat bloke and everyone's smiling, even the bookie as he hands over her winnings.


Odds on nobody smiling in a Coral for the next 24 hours
3/1

Selhurst Celtic 08-03-2016 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12864738)
Too much choice. It does my fecking head in. Wanted to buy a leather messenger bag online and it ended up taking me fecking hours to decide which one I wanted due to there being thousands of the bastards.
Congratulations on coming out.

'Leather messenger bag?' FFS.

art malice 08-03-2016 06:56 PM
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Stellavista 08-03-2016 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12864738)
Too much choice. It does my fecking head in. Wanted to buy a leather messenger bag online and it ended up taking me fecking hours to decide which one I wanted due to there being thousands of the bastards.
I just read the user reviews and choose whatever the masses don't like. Most of the filthy British unwashed don't have a clue. :p

Stellavista 08-03-2016 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12864834)
Congratulations on coming out.

'Leather messenger bag?' FFS.
He works the pony express from Luton to Redcar, don't you know.

elgin eagle 08-03-2016 06:58 PM
People who buy leather messenger bags.

Selhurst Celtic 08-03-2016 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12864839)
He works the pony express from Luton to Redcar, don't you know.
Two shitholes. Redcar slightly better due to 'yellowtops'.

Wolfnipplechips 08-03-2016 07:01 PM
What's a messenger bag?

Are you telling me Melissa has had a bag fitted?

Wolfnipplechips 08-03-2016 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12864834)
Congratulations on coming out.

'Leather messenger bag?' FFS.
:D

in-exile 08-03-2016 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12864834)
Congratulations on coming out.

'Leather messenger bag?' FFS.
Its Gay beardy kit...what would a normal bloke need it for?


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