Jerry Murphy's Fringe |
18-03-2016 12:37 PM |
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Originally Posted by Nork1
(Post 12882581)
I saw a bloke go into total Basil Fawlty style meltdown in there once. He was like a child in a supermarket. His face was crimson and he was bellowing something along the lines of "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. IT WON'T MATCH. THE WALLPAPER IS BLUE. THIS IS GREEN. JUST LOOK. LOOK. IT. WILL. NOT. MATCH. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME??". Everyone was staring and sniggering at him but his wife, who'd seen it all before just quietly said to him "David, you're making a scene again. Please can you calm down".
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Look - if I could be assured that sort of thing would happen at a least every other time I go there, I would be first in the queue at rope-drop o'clock every weekend.
Having long suspected that the "sex tests" conducted by the athletic governing bodies were basically one question; "Do you find farts funny?" - I am now led to believe that there is a tie breaker "Ikea all Saturday afternoon, sound like fun to you?"
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