Having to lift my arm to order a beer. Surely my mobile can do for me if they have wi-fi? Disgusting - technology behind the times.

I expect Pat of the Palace will be along shortly.

Yes. Sadly missed. In the 70s when I worked near Embankment and lived in Turnham Green, it was great for a swift pint and 20 minutes of respite after a hard day at work and an overcrowded tube home.

I would be annoyed but I was half expecting it. :)

The lack of 4G when I visit the UK.
It's like going back in time.

Chemists.

Why does it take half an hour to get a prescription?

You go to an off licence the bloke gets the vodka out of the cabinet behind the counter. You pay for it and go home (unless you're 16 in which case you go to the park)

Was in Boots yesterday and had to wait half a ******* hour. Get the packet out the back, put it in a bag and give it to me. Stop dithering around out the back. What the actual **** are you doing?

people leaving before the end of the game
 

People leaving before the end of the game then stand in front of you when something happens on the pitch. If you are going to leave KEEP WALKING.

Invest in a pocket size cattle prod.

Best bit is, if we score and you press the button, they end up dancing and celebrating our goal whether they wanted to or not.

General Palace discussion is a bit of a wind up at the moment. Oh and cats that insist on sitting on your lap / chest when you already have a laptop or paper on it.

I have the same issue in the US as it happens. I suspect the mobile operators do not pay for 4G on the overseas networks

For me the annoying thing today is removing bits of pigeon from around the house.

Defenders who foul someone in the box then accuse them of diving

Defenders who win the ball then dive to win a free kick.

Bar staff who are very busy working behind the bar doing 'stuff' and too busy to serve beer to customers who are waiting.

******* youtube adverts. Been getting the same ******* shit advert with Rizzle ******* kicks.

People who fill the sugar bowl so bleeding full that the slightest contact with the spoon results in sugar going fecking everywhere. Its not like its a 5 hour operation to refill it when its empty is it.

Half full sugar bowls.

:D

Its like playing bloody jenga just making a cup of tea.

If it is that full it should be taxed...

Anyone would think there was sugar rationing imminent. I just hate a sugary mess all over the worktops. Going to pour varnish on them as payback.

That awful Loyd's Bank (I think) advert with the guy who can't sing singing that everybody has got bills to pay in that camp show tunes I can't sing kind of way. My ears bleed.