because of my VPN I keep getting ones in German.

add to the list: shouting krauts

Starting bloody roadworks outside my house from 9am on a bank holiday. That really annoys me.

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Flashbacks in TV shows.

Dream sequences in TV shows.

If you want to tell us what happened in the past just show everything in the right order.

Michael Owen

Tw@t!

People who write 'loose' when they mean 'lose'.

And vice versa...

Far worse are the people who write "of" when they mean "have", and don't even realise

'Brought' instead of 'bought' is the worst of all.

Are when they mean Our

Sarah Millican's voice.
Sarah Millican.

Fat bloke on train who refused to put his bags on the parcel shelf whilst everyone around was crammed in like sardines.

I suppose rather than actually ask him to move them everyone just gave an annoyed look and quietly tutted to themselves.

I was just testing you

An infuriating way for insecure idiots to avoid having to admit to making a mistake

The number of people who think style includes wearing blue jeans when not fixing an old car

You could have simply posted this, which describes an annoying situation, without mentioning how you failed to confront him:D

love her voice... hate everything about that tall bird miranda something. when did she become a celebrity? waste of skin

Don't think I've ever heard this not being said tongue in cheek

There's a bloke I work with who says it constantly. He's a manager so he usually approves others work & he goes ballistic if he spots a mistake - on the rare time he has to do the donkey work he always screws up & whenever you give him a correction he says 'I was just testing you'. He's a pompous agressive rude little arse & he supports west ham. Could be why my taste for this particular saying has run a bit thin :)

that woman's about as funny as 12 hour Countdown repeats