It's about time these people got a bollocking in the car park. ;)

It's up there with "I borrowed him a fiver".

The bloke sat opposite me on the train who when the trolley service came past said, and I quote :

'Hi. Can a grab a Coke please'

To which the stewardess should have replied :

'No you cannot. If you grab anything from my trolley the good looking mid 40 year old hunk sat opposite you (that's me btw) will lean over the table and poke you in your right eye and then flick your bosset end for good measure'

Can I grab a Coke..... Fook off !

Maybe he got mixed up between "a Coke" and "your tits".

:D

Voiceovers on tv shows that tell us what we;'ve just seen.

Mostly northern monkies that pronounce Hospital, Hospical.
Talk proper like what I do.

It's ozpicul

FFS

French people who confuse their Croydon railway stations then call you a div. it's mindless.

Well obviously any fool would know this.

Acting dynasties. I realise that many of the professions in London are full of wealthy young people who got jobs through nepotism, but at least in most industries it's not something that is actively celebrated. The Redgraves, The Richardsons, The Foxes. Piss right off.

The Osbornes

National Lottery........after tonight its got beyond a joke. Win £15 for 5 numbers £25 for 3 numbers..... hmmmmmm think there is going to be some ramifications.

Er 15 for 5 but 25 for 3?

That is bad to be fair!

Yep ohh its £51 for 4.....

Err what? Isnt 5 one off the jackpot?

Exactly

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/r...breakdown/2113

Bizarre.

The miserable, pessimistic, moaning, blaming, ignorant, self righteous, fair weather 'fans'