CPFC BBS

CPFC BBS (https://www.cpfc.org/forums/index.php)
-   General Chit Chat (https://www.cpfc.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=18)
-   -   Things that annoy you (https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=255975)

Chocky 23-03-2016 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12892192)
Far worse are the people who write "of" when they mean "have", and don't even realise

It's about time these people got a bollocking in the car park. ;)

Chocky 23-03-2016 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12892223)
'Brought' instead of 'bought' is the worst of all.

It's up there with "I borrowed him a fiver".

Worksop Palace 23-03-2016 06:54 PM

The bloke sat opposite me on the train who when the trolley service came past said, and I quote :

'Hi. Can a grab a Coke please'

To which the stewardess should have replied :

'No you cannot. If you grab anything from my trolley the good looking mid 40 year old hunk sat opposite you (that's me btw) will lean over the table and poke you in your right eye and then flick your bosset end for good measure'

Can I grab a Coke..... Fook off !

Chocky 23-03-2016 07:04 PM

Maybe he got mixed up between "a Coke" and "your tits".

Jim Cannon 23-03-2016 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12893600)
It's about time these people got a bollocking in the car park. ;)

:D

nicknackpalace 23-03-2016 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12890878)
Flashbacks in TV shows.

Dream sequences in TV shows.

If you want to tell us what happened in the past just show everything in the right order.

Voiceovers on tv shows that tell us what we;'ve just seen.

postman plod 23-03-2016 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pint of Speroni (Post 12873050)
People who pronounce company as compny.

It's got three syllables you cretins.

Mostly northern monkies that pronounce Hospital, Hospical.
Talk proper like what I do.

Worksop Palace 23-03-2016 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postman plod (Post 12893716)
Mostly northern monkies that pronounce Hospital, Hospical.
Talk proper like what I do.

It's ozpicul

FFS

Chocky 23-03-2016 09:16 PM

French people who confuse their Croydon railway stations then call you a div. it's mindless.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 23-03-2016 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12893655)
Maybe he got mixed up between "a Coke" and "your tits".

Well obviously any fool would know this.

The Norwoodsman 23-03-2016 10:35 PM

Acting dynasties. I realise that many of the professions in London are full of wealthy young people who got jobs through nepotism, but at least in most industries it's not something that is actively celebrated. The Redgraves, The Richardsons, The Foxes. Piss right off.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 23-03-2016 10:39 PM

The Osbornes

N Herts Eagle 23-03-2016 10:50 PM

National Lottery........after tonight its got beyond a joke. Win 15 for 5 numbers 25 for 3 numbers..... hmmmmmm think there is going to be some ramifications.

Jim Cannon 23-03-2016 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 12893830)
National Lottery........after tonight its got beyond a joke. Win 15 for 5 numbers 25 for 3 numbers..... hmmmmmm think there is going to be some ramifications.

Er 15 for 5 but 25 for 3?

East-End Eagle 23-03-2016 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 12893830)
National Lottery........after tonight its got beyond a joke. Win 15 for 5 numbers 25 for 3 numbers..... hmmmmmm think there is going to be some ramifications.

That is bad to be fair!

N Herts Eagle 23-03-2016 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12893832)
Er 15 for 5 but 25 for 3?

Yep ohh its 51 for 4.....

Billyd 23-03-2016 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 12893830)
National Lottery........after tonight its got beyond a joke. Win 15 for 5 numbers 25 for 3 numbers..... hmmmmmm think there is going to be some ramifications.

Err what? Isnt 5 one off the jackpot?

Jim Cannon 23-03-2016 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billyd (Post 12893837)
Err what? Isnt 5 one off the jackpot?

Exactly

pardew's shorts 23-03-2016 11:41 PM

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/r...breakdown/2113

Bizarre.

Davy64 24-03-2016 12:40 AM

The miserable, pessimistic, moaning, blaming, ignorant, self righteous, fair weather 'fans'


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:23 PM.

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.