As much as I admire what he has done in the game, the ridiculous nonsense and over analysis of the aged Gerrard announcing that he is ******* off to the US.

The worst is the media (and Brendan Rogers) telling us that FA cup final day is his birthday. They have only scraped through to the 4th round ffs, but it is said as if there is any justice, Liverpool will reach the final, and win obviously.

Toilet seats that won't stay up on their own.

Coleslaw now being Americanised to 'Slaw'

:p

Colossal yawnfest. Hope he goes on loan to Man City Lampard style and ****s the scousers over.

When people 'take to twitter' to vent their displeasure / annoyance.

Or to a football website. :D

Bastards!!

SSN treated it like he had died. On and on and on and on.

And those that 'take in a movie'. FFS.

When the youngsters say baller instead of footballer

Where does the word coleslaw come from ?

Slaw that's cole

'kohl' is german for cabbage.

this

Haven't heard that one before but it is annoying me already.

Thanks

And slaw ?

It comes originally from 'Coles law' which was a law invented by drugged up footballers so they could put a phone up their bum

That was off the top of my head but I googled it to check like and it comes from the same neighbourhood. It's what you could've done.

There you go.

Reality TV

So the yawnfest that is CBB 77 (just seems like it!) will be right up your street. Simply oozing z-list 'slebs.

Estate agents using the term that an area has 'arrived'.
C*nts, all of them.