Anyone who thinks a confined train carriage/bus full of other human beings is an appropriate place to crunch through a bag of crisps, a food item that is innately noisy.

Onion limits on planes.

Things that annoy you
 

People that bang on about Nandos as if it's the greatest place to eat in the entire world. It's a restaurant / fast food place. It's not that amazing. It chicken with hot sauce. It's been done before.

These people can't have a normal Nandos either. It's always a 'cheeky' Nandos.

Tossers.

I do like a cheeky nandos

Nandos is shite.

Seconded.

Absolutely, whenever I'm on the train I listen to my music as loud as I can so I don't have to listen to these scum. I'm like "dude I don't want to hear your eating noise, it'll put me off the cheeky Nandos I'm going for later"

Over careful drivers who decide to sit nearly ten mile an hour under the speed limit through built up areas.......it isn't you with the frigging Audi stuck to your boot its the poor sods stuck behind you bell end.

Once had to put up with a guy on a packed train eating smelly chicken wings and swigging beer noisily . I would think the hygiene level on trains is pretty low with bugs/bacteria everywhere , not a place I would chose to eat .

I was on a flight to Hong Kong once that was stopping at Bombay.There was a family of Indians sitting behind who got out Tupperware boxes of reeking shit while the plane was only taxiing to the runway. Other people around were holding their noses it's bloody stank. I was going to turn round and tell them to take their rancid shite and piss off back to where they came from. But I didn't, because they were.

1. Gratuitous racism
2. The Dutch

This. Mediocre chicken with some hot sauce on it and average chips. If I have to eat there, I'll have the steak roll (apparently this makes me a weirdo). Why people make out it's Jesus's own restaurant is beyond me

NAH M8

Maybe I'll have to try that the next time I fail to convince the rest of the family that it's not really that good

Press conferences where you can't hear the fecking questions.

The livers are awesome. (At Nandos)

Everything instantly getting a hashtag and catchphrase

#JesuisCharlie
#UmbrellaRevolution
#ArabSpring

by doing this it takes away from the real issue and makes it a fad, something popular to use to get more "likes" and "followers". It's ******* disrespectful and puts the magazine massacre on the same peg as #susansalbumparty

You are not a "reporter" you are a twat shouting into a large, dark room hoping for attention. Don't use the struggles and blood of others as a candle to be seen.

#HashtagCraze

Sometimes it's a bit chewy but it's better than the chicken

the word cheeky

very annoying

Yup.
Also, despite the fact I like Macdonalds, I discovered many years ago that when you sit near someone eating the stuff on a train you soon realise it smells rank:D