Yeah this annoys me as well, I think it was Mourinho who first referred to his squad as 'The Group', now every manager does it. They also all seem to sport the Guardiola 'jumper-over-shirt-and-tie' look.

People that post pictures of their food (Usually roast dinner) with the caption "yum" underneath. Literally the majority of people who do it, their dinners look ******* grim. Nothing yum about it. Would rather eat shit.

Far more annoying is the caption 'Nom, nom". WTF is that??

Blimey, don't go on the Sunday roast thread then

Footballers post match interviews.

Same old shit every time.

"We knew we would be in a for a tough game today. Walsall are good side, they like to play football and it's always a hard place to come to. It's a massive win for us. Hopefully we can kick on from here. We've got Leyton Orient at home next week. They'll be up for it and it's up to us to get out onto the training pitch on Monday and prepare. But today it was all about the 3 points and that was the most important thing. The gaffer told us to go out there and show what we can do. As for my contract running out, I'm not thinking about that at the moment, I'm just gonna let my football do the talking. It's a great club here, the fans are amazing. But like I say, the most important thing is we got the 3 points."

Don't even bother reading player interviews, it's always the same shit

Breathing in peoples chronic halitosis. Even when you think you are at a safe distance, the fumes manage to find their targets.

While continually playing with their ears and rubbing the back of their necks.

The only thing we don't have to endure on the BBS. Although I hear Dave is working on a scratch and sniff upgrade. That should be nice. I could start a beans and egg fart thread.

Only to be trumped by my sprouts thread (did you see what I did there?)

Slush. What a pile of shit that is.

Utter f*ckwits. Perhaps sometimes you're at an amazing restaurant and the presentation of the food looks wonderful and maybe worth a quick snap of it (although I don't, too hungry) but then leave it at that. But no, they have to upload it to bloody Facebook right there and then. Can't it wait you pricks?

Probably do the same thing before sex, waiting there to be noshed off and some tart reaches for her phone, takes a photo, uploads to Facebook with the caption "yum".

Although in my case the caption would be "mmm grated cheese".

"Roast dinner with all the trimmings, nom nom nom"

Or "photoshop" ;)

"Proper munch! Then I'm gonna spend the afternoon having a duvet day watching DVDs and eating loads of chocolate. Diet starts Monday! *insert monkey emoticon covering his eyes*"

West Ham

Did Bobby Moore play for them by the way? You think they would have mentioned it once or twice?

They won the world cup. :angel::moo:

Some of these 'yum' 'lush' meals look disgusting, Iceland must be raking in the cash with all these ready meals.

Worst was Christmas dinner. Yikes. I even saw one with ketchup on it. Disgusting. :hmph:

People getting on trains or tubes who either block the exit, or even worse get on before you have had a chance to get off.