Players that, when they believe they have been fouled, fall over and grab the ball before the whistle has blown. I'm looking at you in this case Sterling. Love it if there was no whistle and they got booked with a foul going the other way.

Just broken into Iceland in Fuengirola and unplugged all their freezers. That'll teach them to be better than a load of c*nts.

That useless **** on the radio advert trying to describe the offside rule....it's like your nan trying to explain it, no bloke would start with "the ball is kicked"

Oh and whining Norfolk crybabies bleating about a tiny bit of flood water almost reaching ankle level at its worst.....if your soakaway is full and its still raining what the **** can I do to sort it....we don't carry magic wands.

:D

Every time I see a player do that it just compounds the sense of injustice I have for the free-kick awarded against John Lacy in the 83/84 season.
Everyone thought the referee had blown his whistle to indicate an offside decision, however, when the ball rolled back to our man Lacy he put his hand down to make it stationary prior to a, presumed, restart via an indirect free-kick
(pursuant to Law 11 - following an offside sanction). But no, the referee had made no such decision (or had forgotten that he had) and in fact sanctioned against Lacy for a deliberate handball with a direct free-kick against Palace!

It hurts, even now - it really hurts.

He's on some other bloody advert now as well in a lift. Pundit on BBC for the Italy game, TV turned over for ITV England game and there he is again. F*CK OFF.

I bet he's on the BBS as well the wank stained pissflap.

It's the BBC yet again

Barry Davis commentating at Wimbledon. I mean ffs

The one I don't like is Andrew Castle. On Monday he started talking about someones washing machine being deliver 30 minutes early.

I was unfortunate enough to sit opposite him for dinner once.

You're instincts are spot on. He's a right cock.:p

Headphones.

Saucepan lid handles that conduct heat. What c*nt designed those?

Typed with non burnt hand on my windows phone.

My pan handle conducts immense heat.

Is that a Florida panhandle?

Panhandlers are often frowned upon in fairness, although I always try to give

No it's a pan handle that sometimes turns into a pork sword.

Off the frying pan and into the oven it goes then

"narrative"

Cameron,Farage,Hodgson,Boris Johnson,hate em all.
Gareth Bale interviews,snooze,let your feet do the talking,Gareth.
BT wasting money on Alex Baldwin ads,is anybody gonna switch cos an American actor does an ad?
And of course,Christiano Ronaldo

Forgot to mention Corbyn,a showroom dummy would be better.
Plus Nani & Pepe

On the theme of 'Can I get', just heard someone having walked to the bar say "I'm going to get a pint of lager and a Malibu and Coke". Rudeness combined with shit speak c*nt.

Lionel Messi,choker