Pundits and managers pre match who seem to refer to every team as "Well organised and hard working".

Bras

That's a classic .

I hate it when you can tell people aren't really listening whilst you're saying something quite important . I usually end my sentence with something like "and make sure you don't get your buscuits wet" , which either confuses them or they don't even catch that bit....thus proving that they ain't listening !

People that start a sentence with "is it just me or..."

People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.

Professional Northerners - Scousers, Geordies, YORKSHIRE, Mancs (happy Mondey/Oasis bollox. They seem so proud of their slums.

In the South I suppose you only get ESSEX and West Ham Cockney/Mockneys.

Being asked if I'm "alright" in a shop or cafe, rather than them saying "Can I help you?" or whatever. Always makes me feel I must look like I'm not alright.

I once smoked a load of weed in Dublin and going around pubs this was doing my head in and giving me the fear.

Saggy tits. They really get on my tits.

Music news sites/mags e.g. NME. Absolutely ******* useless and change their stance on a genre or whatever so often. Noisey by Vice is probably the most irritating. They must be on a year delay regarding current trends and whatever in music...

2.5/4 here. Some points:

• Agreed though honestly you don't realise how loud it sounds outside.
• Sort of agreed, though I would question anyone who likes Mrs Brown's Boys...
• Agreed with the BBS thing. I hate stupid cliquey in-jokes like that. They weren't even funny the first time...
• How much rap have you actually heard? Lots of good stuff out there which should be helped by the grime revival

Especially when the straps itch.

"Character"
"There's a real spirit about this team"
"Gaffer"
"We just need that bit of luck"
"I can't fault the lads"
"Commitment"
"We have to respect the opposition"

my bloody dinner.

You are Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine, and I claim my fiver.

Signs for QPR page 192.

chafey.

Commuters with golf umbrellas on trains. They are for standing in the rain playing golf use a smaller umbrella for commuting.

Women who put their slap/make-up on whilst on the train. Get up earlier.

Cyclists using commuter trains. There is no room for your fecking bikes go away.

http://www.madman.com.au/images/scre...ot_2_12574.jpg

When BBS cliche come?

Bit low, scummish really