Rio Ferdinands upper lip. Plug from the Bash Street Kids

Joey Bartons opinion on anything.

Gary Linekers tweets. I am not freaking interested.

Most things now days, the older I get the more intollerant I become

Sean Lock.

Idiots that talk with an upward inflection making every sentence sound like a question.

I got on the bus to go to work yesterday?
When I got there the heating wasn't on?
So they sent us all home?

I'll put up with from a Kiwi because they don't know any better, but anyone else doing it sounds like a total fvckwit.

EFA.

The laughs of Jimmy Carr, Josh Widdicombe and Ricky Gervais.
The sharp intake of breath Stephen Fry takes through his mouth at the end of his sentences.
The 'er' that Dara O'Briain says at the end of his sentences.

Your own fans....slagging off eachother,no need..... ..hope Linekers giving everyone else in the Division a load of shite and getting them out of theier pram....

The word 'awesome' , the word 'movies', traffic, pompous twats and eeeejits !!

False number nine.

The term ‘affordable homes‘ when referring to new developments. If you’re a billionaire oligarch, everything is affordable, but if you’re on the minimum wage then little is affordable.

SkyHQ

People that say "super" as in "its super cold", and other Americanisms.

The favicon and background on the BBS website ... still showing the old Palace badge

Being called (and I quote) 'your a deluded crystal palace fan' at school today. By whom does this kid 'support' you ask? Arsenal.

BBC 3. Won't be missed.

That is super annoying. It's infected the danish language whereby to emphasise something it becomes 'super good', 'super correct', 'super bad' etc..

Innernet.
Dennist.
Los Vegas.
Merry Chrismess.

People who make toast or whatever and leave the butter full of their crumbs from their knife. When I'm making a sandwich I don't want half of yours in mine you inconsiderate turds. Same people who swig out of the bottle from the fridge and half their f*cking food they're eating ends up floating about in it.

This REALLY gets on my tits. Surely you mean 'I am not ******* interested'?

:veryangry

:lux::lux::lux:

Why oh why do people replace a swear word with the word 'freaking' or 'frigging' - I can't understand it, if one is going to swear then swear, if not just say the sentence as it is without the euphemisms!