That's a good one. We have "senior conductors" on the trains at London Midland, there are no other types of conductors working for the company, so why are they called that? :)

I have a friend who is into his job titles. He is trying to get me into the Falkirk FC foundation where he works, to get me some part time IT tutoring work. My first question, naturally, was 'what does it involve?', his response was 'IT tutoring, what job title do you want?'. I said 'I do not care'. He appeared to be shocked.

Anyway, drivers who do not use their indicators, speed cameras in places where they are not needed and speed bumps where they are not needed.

NO YOU DON'T

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I knew a window cleaner who called himself Managing Director. Little p***k.

My kids who don't have the strength to push the light switch to turn a light off.

"here here".

Not only is it wrong, but it doesn't make any ******* sense.

Also, its just copying posh politicitians in the first place. Who wants to do that?!!!

Couples who have rows on Facebook. So classy.

C**ts that troll boards looking for something to criticize as they have nothing worthwhile to add themselves.

Touched a nerve there.

Proved my point

Yes, dear, that's exactly what happened.

I'm assuming you use "here here" then?

Well, try not to get offended when someone gets annoyed by it then.

(BTW, its "hear hear" for future reference. Equally irritating but at least correct.)

Keyboard warriors,

Facebook giving me a notification when it's someone's birthday. Get one just about every day. Pisses me off

I estimate you have 365 friends then

Really??? Do you want make something of it?










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That's time to get creative. Something along the lines of "Web Ninja", "Server Overlord" or "General of Direction" (you can abbreviate in your emails to GOD).

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Impressionists on TV or radio panel shows, who's only purpose is to shoehorn an impression in....

They normally open with "I think if David Beckham were here he'd probably say"..... * cue impression *