Speaking of fat people, when they try and justify it with bullshit 'facts' and movements like fat acceptance. **** off and get on the treadmill instead of making excuses.

Agreed

New cars are shit and boring

And when fat women call themselves 'curvy'.

Or if you watch Jerry Springer, they say they're 'all woman'.

I hate it when fat girls go out with their tits out thinking they're it. Big tits don't count if you're fat. Get a vest on girl.

It was big boned in my day :rolleyes:

If you haven't already, watch Billy Connolly and his 'eat less move more' routine.

People getting to the front of a ticket barrier at train or tube station - and then looking for their ticket.

People who sign up and go onto these survivalist type tv programmes eg naked & afraid and, from the promos, 10000 bc, then spend the whole time continuously whinging about the temperature, lack of food, rain, insects etc etc etc.

Pricks that have been sitting on the train for an hour and as soon as they get off they decide its time to check there phones stnuc !!!

Fast tracks at theme parks where the kids who maybe do not have the means as others learn while patiently standing in line they are 2nd class to others who I think unfairly just walk in front because of money.

Dunno why it just pisses me off wait your turn you little feckers.

Ah now,live and let live a little on this one.They don't claim they're it,they just want to have some fun.
It's not their fault that you end up with them all the time!

When someone asks you a question and somebody else answers for you - so frustrating

You married ?

Theme parks in general.Overpriced,really long queues and a very boring day out.And I'm still young!

" Derek, we're off to Benidorm! "

Postcode-Lottery annoying, Northern old bint.....

Massive shopping centres, especially if with your partner. Survival mode entails leaving your brain at the entrance, going into zombie mode and agreeing with anything the missus says. Failure to do this will result in getting annoyed.

The woman in front of me at a cash point yesterday who decided she needed to put 4, yes FOUR different cards in

Yes he is

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Fat ***** on mobility scooters/obesicles.