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rowaneagle 24-01-2015 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky (Post 12196314)
The woman in front of me at a cash point yesterday who decided she needed to put 4, yes FOUR different cards in

Had to call somebody a ******* wanker for doing similar the other day.

redandblue 24-01-2015 11:23 AM

Americanisms in speech Mother's Day, rail station, harass-ment not har-a-ssment, aluminium, lieutenant etc

Nork1 24-01-2015 11:37 AM

Indeed. The increasing use of 'vacation' really gets on my tits. It's a ******* holiday you morons.

Sick Bucket 24-01-2015 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12196370)
Fat ***** on mobility scooters/obesicles.

Definitely. I know some people need them but some almost certainly would benefit from getting up off their fat lazy arses and try moving around a bit.

Also having to pay to piss is bullshit, its a basic human need not an option.

And men with big golf umbrellas poking me in the eye just because there's a little bit of rain FFS, reeeeally pisses me off big time I have to restrain myself, just thinking about it is pissing me off. :veryangry

beef 24-01-2015 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tomlig (Post 12195975)
Ah now,live and let live a little on this one.They don't claim they're it,they just want to have some fun.
It's not their fault that you end up with them all the time!


This thread needs more of this!

CT_Palace 24-01-2015 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by redandblue (Post 12196394)
Americanisms in speech Mother's Day, rail station, harass-ment not har-a-ssment, aluminium, lieutenant etc

aluminum you mean.
I always get "corrected" on that over here :veryangry

CT_Palace 24-01-2015 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tomlig (Post 12195975)
Ah now,live and let live a little on this one.They don't claim they're it,they just want to have some fun.
It's not their fault that you end up with them all the time!

he should be so lucky!

Worksop Palace 24-01-2015 02:05 PM

Hangovers

Wolfnipplechips 24-01-2015 02:20 PM

Flavoured bog rolls.

Shea butter. WTF.

rowaneagle 24-01-2015 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12195751)
What can they do you for? Stealing 30p? Trespass? Exposure?

Taking the piss? Lol

danpalace07 24-01-2015 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12195926)
And when fat women call themselves 'curvy'.

Or if you watch Jerry Springer, they say they're 'all woman'.

Curvy is now meaningless when 20 stone lumps start describing themselves as such on Tinder, twitter etc

Hedgehog 24-01-2015 07:28 PM

Today - my wife!

FourtyTwo 24-01-2015 07:31 PM

PaddyPower taking down their FA Cup winner odds after I add money to my account to make the bet :(

the drexciyan 24-01-2015 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12196409)
Indeed. The increasing use of 'vacation' really gets on my tits. It's a ******* holiday you morons.

When you work in europe it also takes some getting used to. English is their second language and business english has picked up a lot of american words.

However, this one does really get on my tits; some fukkwitted smartarse has decided that the word 'resource' is spelt 'ressource' in our company, to the point that our Microsoft Office suite autocorrects 'resource' to 'ressource'. It is a common misconception here that is how that word is spelt but it is real pain in the arse to change that all the time.

civil eagle 25-01-2015 06:43 PM

My wife sending me texts that suggest it is imperative that I return now from my local, only to discover she is ssimply asking what time I will be home

chrisophiex 25-01-2015 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12200887)
My wife sending me texts that suggest it is imperative that I return now from my local, only to discover she is ssimply asking what time I will be home

It worked though, didn't it :D

rhiannapaul 25-01-2015 10:44 PM

was at a gig saturday when this bloke pushed in front of me,standing, about 6'10" with a women wearing a bloody top hat ffs ,we had words

wighteagle 26-01-2015 05:25 PM

I had to phone the tax office today and the "music" that is played while you are on hold is like mental torture. Maybe they do this to make you hang up in disgust.
Really pissed me off.

viking's no1 26-01-2015 07:16 PM

Terry Christian and all those who sound like him.

little al 26-01-2015 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12202914)
Terry Christian and all those who sound like him.

Great call.


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