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Blind_Eagle 24-01-2018 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surrey Eagle (Post 14074642)
When you sit behind at 6'3 plus person at a football game

Sorry Titch.

Blind_Eagle 24-01-2018 07:57 PM

My dog tonight. :grrr:

richdeniro 24-01-2018 08:03 PM

People eating their dinner bought from Wasabi on a packed rush hour train.

Joe85 24-01-2018 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14074844)
People eating their dinner bought from Wasabi on a packed rush hour train.



Yep. Animals.

Oddjob 24-01-2018 08:19 PM

I was in a theatre once and 2 mins before the show started a woman cracked open a giant itsu platter and chopsticks.

Jim Cannon 24-01-2018 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 14074866)
I was in a theatre once and 2 mins before the show started a woman cracked open a giant itsu platter and chopsticks.

Very easy to have an accident squeezing past people in the theatre, no much space in there

chrisophiex 24-01-2018 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombardo 888 (Post 14073912)
People who say "double you double you double you dot" before giving a web address. If you don't know that you shouldn't be let loose on a computer.


I've heard people saying "dub dub dub" instead. Not sure if that annoys me or not.

davech 25-01-2018 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 14072137)
Ripped kneecap jeans wankers also and in skinny is even worse, and what is it with skinny jeans I've seen more leg in a sparrows nest then some peoples, why would you want to show that shit off.
And also with some how do you get that shit off? goose fat, washing up liqued?

Ssshhh!!!

I'm about to start a jeans ripping service. Send me your ordinary jeans and I will rip them for you for £20 plus p&p. Both legs! One small rip extra or back pocket for another fiver. We will all be quids in :D

Stellavista 25-01-2018 06:19 PM

Mark Radcliffe.
What an annoying c*nt.

davech 25-01-2018 06:22 PM

James Corden - again!

Every time I see that f*cking "sheep-whisperer" ad I feel the urge to kick in the TV screen

wedgetail 25-01-2018 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 14076164)
James Corden - again!

Every time I see that f*cking "sheep-whisperer" ad I feel the urge to kick in the TV screen

I want him to visit Longleat and try being the lion-wisperer.

pallet 26-01-2018 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14076170)
I want him to visit Longleat and try being the lion-wisperer.

No Lion could be that hungry

Martin H 26-01-2018 11:08 AM

One thing that drives me crazy is what to me seems to be extreme political correctness. So insisting on saying Chairperson instead of Chairman or Chairwoman.

Just a reminder that you should all now be using these new terms

manifold = personfold
manouevre = personouevre
mantra = persontra
maniac = personiac
mandible = personible

My personal favourite is that toping the Premier League is Person City. Awesome. Suddenly it doesn't seem quite so bad.

Blind_Eagle 26-01-2018 11:33 AM

Woman = Woperson

Maz 26-01-2018 11:37 AM

Fairly accurate, that.

art malice 26-01-2018 12:37 PM

‘Throwing shade.’

Throwing up, more like.

Blind_Eagle 26-01-2018 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14073853)
Also Phil Nevielle getting the England Woman's managers job.

In the light of the recent direction of this thread, shouldn’t that be ‘Phil Neville getting the England Woperson’s personagers job’?

chrisophiex 26-01-2018 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14076161)
Mark Radcliffe.
What an annoying c*nt.


Ah...Mark Radcliffe is great. Haven't heard him for a few years mind so he may have turned into one.

Little Fozzie 26-01-2018 03:01 PM

That ******* 'sisters' nationwide radio ad

glenn.f 26-01-2018 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 14077393)
That ******* 'sisters' nationwide radio ad

Agree that and the TUI one have me scrabbling for the mute button every time.


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