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cupid stunt 11-12-2014 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LDNEAGLE (Post 12110253)
When somebody brings you a cup of tea only half full. Build my expectations and crush them there and then all in one foul blow.

I always ask if the tides out, or are the cows on strike.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 11-12-2014 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LDNEAGLE (Post 12110253)
When somebody brings you a cup of tea only half full. Build my expectations and crush them there and then all in one foul blow.

Worse still, when you go to finish the last bit that you've been looking forward to and it is already down the sink cause some impatient OCD dolly has grabbed your cup while you're not looking.

Kylie_Tracey 11-12-2014 03:18 PM

I haven't commented so far but the old chestnut of eating stinking fast food on public transport drives me close to distraction, my last experience was a silly cow pulling out a large tub of Wasabi noodles on a packed tube , couldn't she have waited?

Harry Bassett 11-12-2014 03:44 PM

Dirty buggers putting their feet onto seats on trains and buses.

chrisophiex 11-12-2014 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12110258)
I always ask if the tides out, or are the cows on strike.

Is the tide out .... Classic .:lux:

Brett 11-12-2014 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12110140)
Just give them all a whole plane to themselves and double pay for the cabin crew who would have to put up with these uncontrolled shits.

It doesn't matter what airline you're on, there's always at least one screaming bastard within earshot. Why should people have to pay the earth just to get away from selfish c*nt parents (considering these low cost airlines are rarely low cost any more anyway)? I know a few mates who have all taken kids on planes, being aware of this problem they make sure their kids behave. Kicking the seat in front. Parents who can clearly see this happening and do nothing should be allowed by the person they are annoying to have a cup of scolding hot tea thrown over their faces. And then have that Ryanair trumpet 'on time' fanfair played afterwards as everyone applauds.

Chocky for PM. :lux::lux::lux:

CT_Palace 11-12-2014 05:03 PM

He's got my vote :p

CPFC_DAVE77 11-12-2014 05:10 PM

People that get offended about pointless or innocuous things on other people's behalf.

liberal clubber 11-12-2014 05:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/4IDdv5b.png

in-exile 11-12-2014 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12109710)
Realising to late that you grabbed the deep heat instead of the lube. Upsets the misses as well

Where you sticking it to need lube? and does she not lube up herself naturally? Pictures or home videos could explain more maybe!

waddoneagle 11-12-2014 05:59 PM

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Chocky 11-12-2014 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 12110237)
To present another side:

I've taken my kids on planes before. Both of mine are still very young. They behaved though, and didn't scream all flight.

For the avoidance of doubt though, if one of them did scream all flight, and some twat attempted to complain to me, they'd have to complain about a broken nose shortly afterwards.

:hi:

Lol how would you be able to with your face boiling on the floor?

No seriously if you had been trying to control the noise out of respect for others that doesn't put you in the same bracket as the lousy don't give a shit parents not fit to have them in the first place. The same wankers who let their kids run riot in restaurants etc.

ChiswickEagle 11-12-2014 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12110472)
Lol how would you be able to with your face boiling on the floor?

No seriously if you had been trying to control the noise out of respect for others that doesn't put you in the same bracket as the lousy don't give a shit parents not fit to have them in the first place. The same wankers who let their kids run riot in restaurants etc.

I never hear my kids on a plane. I take a left and they take a right with the nanny. Only way to travel.

Chocky 11-12-2014 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LDNEAGLE (Post 12110253)
When somebody brings you a cup of tea only half full. Build my expectations and crush them there and then all in one foul blow.

At least you're a glass half full kinda guy.

Ruskin Old Boy 11-12-2014 06:22 PM

Cup draw on a Monday, three days later we still don't know when which matches are on TV

danpalace07 11-12-2014 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 12110075)
Thanks for giving a word for it. I ******* hate Toppers.

Same. Scum of the world, absolute pond life. Insecure bastards.

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12110131)
You should've made sure the last photo he ever took was the front of an oncoming train.

It was a woman. While it would have been a bit tempting, I don't really want to spend 20 years in prison. I'd miss out on Palace's Champions League campaigns.

Golf Boy 11-12-2014 06:47 PM

I have nothing but sympathy for parents with screamibg kids on plane trips. It's the ones that tut at it that need chucking out the window at 30000 feet.

Chocky 11-12-2014 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Golf Boy (Post 12110524)
I have nothing but sympathy for parents with screamibg kids on plane trips. It's the ones that tut at it that need chucking out the window at 30000 feet.

The very young scream because they are in pain because of the pressure on their little ears. Child abuse. Why not just punch them in the face for 3 hours instead on a ferry.

hull eagle 11-12-2014 07:09 PM

Bbs posters that wait until regular posters post then jump on the bandwagon

Skiddo 11-12-2014 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12110532)
Why not just punch them in the face for 3 hours instead on a ferry.


:lux:


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