Just watching a programme on ITV.

Lady in crowd asked where she is from....

.....Essex. No love....I don't say Sussex. People from Beckenham don't say...Kent. its just ******* annoying how everyone from Essex has to say that because it's cool or something. Does anyone understand what I'm saying.

Little Al

Neil Warnock

Blokes bitching and moaning around me today about how crap the atmosphere was, how bad the crowd were; yet they never contribute in any form of cheering/singing, in any match, in any week.

'Weather bomb'.

People who say they are from 'Essex' are probably specifically from Dagenham, but doesn't want to admit to it.

:hi:

Signs for lost dogs/cats/children plastered over trees on commons, parks, areas of natural beauty etc, and just left there, long after the object has been found or the owner has given up looking.

Theatre, what a load of old shit.

***** that sit in the right hand lane at traffic lights and only decide to indicate right when the lights turn green :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

I love doing that and purposely not getting over far enough in the filter lane so that they can't get past. It's what makes driving enjoyable. :D

EFA

Sitting through a speed awareness course that I had to pay 100 quid to enrol on after getting nicked on the A3 on way back from Hull after witnessing an abject Palace performance.

Silly usernames :D

Mine is more self explanatory than yours. :p

People who drive cars (they don't deserve to be called drivers) but drive slower than the available speed limit on good single carriageway roads (the kind of road I use for commuting for work) in good conditions !

Those that leave on fog lights when there's no fog, those that don't indicate their intent on roundabouts, all the usual driving faux pas of the lazy car users basically !

Chinese men all with the same haircut gobbling everywhere! Ewwww times squillion!!!

Racists in positions of power (at all levels).

Worth bumping

New Year, full stop.

I think this year I'm just going to send a text that says "congrats... You've survived another complete orbit of the sun. Amazing. If it doesn't explode, you may have a reasonable chance of surviving another one".